ROFLMFAO!!!
Re: #4 women are also attracted to cute DOGS ie. "men"
Re: #5 you can get them fixed if it's worth it to you , or have them all removed ,it depends on your """ULTIMATE GOAL""" lol

Re: Waste of time
 

HAAHAAAA Exactly Deuce!


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You know what, that made me feel good. lol =) I really agree on #2 and wished I relised that one along time ago. Tip #3, I'm told to look at her mother, if she is fat then there is a good chance she will be too. But fat woman need lovin' too. :rolleyes: :D
#4 I don't go to Church... but I will find the perfect girl some where perfect. And I already got a cute dog, girls love her. :D #5 is just to funny #6 even funnier. :D :D :D

Thanks for other replies aswell. But I don't just meen tips on my situation, on just general love.

Chris how long has it been man? :p

§am.

Oh is that what you wanted??
Sorry but thats too deep for me !!


Out.

26 years on this earth, 3 years of marriage, 1 long term relationship, several short term relationships, 2 one night stands and a couple late night, drunken chats with a couple of girls have brought me to one conclusion:

there is no magic formula, no secret tip, no easy way to a perfect relationship. If there was there would be no single people, no divorces, and everyone would be happy. It doesn't have everything to do with age, I was ONLY :p 23 when I got married (some say that is young, but I know some that were much younger yet, and are still together after 10 years :eek: ;) ).

Keep trying, experience everything life has to offer, so times you win, sometimes you lose. Hopefully you're better off than before.

That is my advice, take it as you will.

General rule #1.
Men find a woman and get married in hopes that she will never change. Women find a man to marry and hope he will.

Rule #2
If you're hanging out with somone and they get rude to a waiter and it makes you confused, run. Pay for a cab, take a walk, rent a car. All choices are simpler and cheaper than paying for a divorce lawer later.;)

Rule #3
Be yourself. It's easier than trying to remember who you were the night before if you happened to black out.

In a nut shell..... Ditto.http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies...ve/luxlove.gifhttp://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/serv...e/bolletje.gifhttp://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies.../smirlove2.gif

Another good tatic, is to find someone who you have fun talking with and ask if she has a sister.:D

Works best when the person you are asking makes references to waving a scarf around at the races, and has a good working background of Ford auto history.;)

Now who could that be? BTW is the Poodle suposed to be on the hip???? I swear it was at the knee B4 I sent it to the cleaners?

a lil help here please lol:o

I couldn't tell you for sure, last time I saw one it was lying on the floor.;)

Dang that's going to be a fun cruise.

What tips can I give about loving..

Use your tongue... :D

I think the keyword is compromise.


Bob

Deuce, What are you doing in my sisters room?! Mom told you to stay out of there!!
Dammit I guess I cant barrow hers, oh well Ill just have to wear this one.

What do you mean you can't borrow hers? She obviously isn't using it. ;) Unless you can't use an iron.:D

A iron???? hua? is that anything like a Dremel? Oh I know what you mean A iron head , No I don't have a Harley thats my sister your thinking about agian ya know the short one with the blonde hair:D

Umm.......is it December yet??;)

I called her today for you , as soon as her computer is up she will be here for ya . so hang in there. Oh and I dont think that was her skirt on the flooreither. It must of been the neighbors!

That's either the best news I've heard all day, or a REALLY mean joke. :D

AHHHhhhhh. I see.

Wrong.

That goes with the assumption that everyone wants to be married. I have seen WAY TOO MANY really good friendships get wrecked due to marriage. I am very single, and very happy about it. I have been for the better part of the last 3 years. There has been a speed bump or two, but for the most part it has been the happiest I have ever been. I spent years believing that the only way I could truly be happy would be to get married, but I don't believe that at all anymore. I see marriage as a sacrifice that is made to procreate, and not much more. The first 2-4 years can be great, but then the reality sets in.

This is going to piss some people off, but I see marriage in a very similar light as I see religion, alcohol and drugs; as a crutch for people who are afraid of being alone.

:)

Take care,
~Chris

The breed. LOL!!! I'm sorry, I had to pick myself up off the floor after reading that. Bradley, i think you may have some issues. LOL.

In all seriousness, this is without a doubt the single most important truth.

Oh, you're good. You're very, very good.

Last Sunday.

:)

Take care,
~Chris