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Full metal Jacket;
Sergent: HOW TALL ARE YOU PRIVATE? Soldier: SIR! SIX FEET SIR! Sergent: BULLSH*T! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACK SH*T THAT HIGH! or--- Sergent: ARE YOU A HOMOSEXUAL PRIVATE? Soldier: SIR! NO SIR! Sergent: BULLSH*T! I BET YOU COULD SUCK A GOLF BALL RIGHT THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE! ------------------ Lizard King - 00GT http://www.mustangworks.com/mustangs...1393-slot3.jpg >> 13.698 @ 101.2MPH - BONE STOCK, yes BONE(even air filter) stock. "I can do anything, I'm the Lizard King." - The Doors |
Some of you guys may be too young to remember this one since it is about 15 years old but since it's a classic:
-- Hudson: "Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?" -- Vasquez: "No, have you?" guess the movie!! http://www.mustangworks.com/interact...rd/biggrin.gif Mike ------------------ 1999 Z28 M6 Arctic White B&B Triflo BMR STB Pro 5.0 Power Tower 160 Powerstat, HPP3 [This message has been edited by gt-hunter (edited 01-12-2001).] |
gt-hunter - Aliens ! One of my favourites!
How about more from Fletch: "Hi, I'm John Cocktoasting...." "Ahh, yes, I'm, ummm, Dr. Rosenpenis..." ------------------ 91 coupe 3.73's,long tubes,2 1/2" exh,ported stock t-body,ProM-77mm cobra intake,edelbrock heads,B303,1.72 rr's 36lb inj's,tremec, & a Paxton NOVI 2000!!! 11.020 @128.95 on BFG Drag Radials (275/60/15) |
SisuStang: Damit!!! I didn't know someone was going to guess it so quickly....That is one of my favorite movies too....
Ok..This one is really a classic: Reporter: "General did you really say that if you were caught between the Russians and the Germans, you would attack in both directions?" General: "No, I never said such a thing....but I wish I had" Patton, George C. Scott (Another classic) Mike ------------------ 1999 Z28 M6 Arctic White B&B Triflo BMR STB Pro 5.0 Power Tower 160 Powerstat, HPP3 |
Lisa to Daisy in Girl, Interupted:
You changed the scenry but not the ****ing situation and the warden makes house calls. And everybody knows, everybody knows, that he ****s you. What they don't know is that you like it. ------------------ 1995 Mustang V6,automaatic 1966 Mustang The long term project 1983 Mustang GT The 460 project |
"There is no normal life, Wyatt. There's just life"
"Darling, I believe we're going to have to redefine the nature of our association" Kevin, you already list the other great line. Tombstone is my favorite.. |
Waitress: "Hold the chicken, huh"
Jack Nicholson: "Yeah. Between your legs" And let's not forget (from the same great scene); Waitress: "See that sign? 'We reserve the right to refuse sevice to anyone'. You'll have to leave". Nicholson: "Yeah? Well read this sign!" (as he sweeps everything off the table and onto the floor with a resounding crash). From 'Five Easy Pieces' (1970) [This message has been edited by Mr 5 0 (edited 01-12-2001).] |
"Boy you got a purdy mouth"
Deliverance "You'll shoot your eye out kid" Christmas Story "Stupid is as stupid does" Gump |
"i'm f*cking dying over here"...
Tim Roth in Resevoir Dogs people say i look like 'em, so he's okay in my book ------------------ stock aod (only mod is the .38 with hollows on the passenger seat for the jackers) waiting for relatives to die for money for mods... |
"Wake up b***h, you're my new best friend"
BASEketball |
" You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with ......a hering (type of fish, speeling's wrong i'm sure)"
And " yes, first the spanking, then the oral sex" Both from the same movie http://www.mustangworks.com/interact...board/wink.gif Light Em Up!! http://www.mustangworks.com/interact...oard/smile.gif |
Damn straight, they are both from "Monty Pythons Search for the Holy Grail" Here are some more
lady "Who is that man?" man "he must be a king" lady "a king, what makes you think that?" man "he ain't got sh*t all over em!" and King Arthur "We have ridden here since the end of the snows" Frenchman "What do you mean ridden, you've got two halves of a coconut and you're banging them together!" King Arthur "Nevermind" Frenchman "Where did you get them?" King Arthur "We found them along the trail." Frenchman "Listen, coconuts are subtropical, we're in a temperate zone!" King Arthur "The swallow may fly south for the winter, yet it is no stranger to our land." Frenchman "Are you suggesting coconuts MIGRATE???" King Arthur "No, not at all, it could be carried." Frenchman "Carried??? By what, a swallow??!" King Arthur "It could grip it by the husk." Frenchman [B]IT'S NOT A QUESTION OF WHERE IT GRIPS IT!!!! It's a simple equation of weight ratios." King Arthur "I don't have time for this, I must speak with your master!" Frenchman "Listen, a 5oz swallow cannot carry a 2lb coconut!" It keeps going for a while hehe! |
Blues Brothers
Elwood: Its 106 miles to Chicago, we've gat a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we'er wearing sun glasses. Jake: Hit it! |
From Army of Darkness:
This is my BOOMstick! Yo. Sheb***h. Let's Go. Aww, baby, that's just what we call pillowtalk. The name's Ash. Housewares. Good, bad....I'm the guy with the gun. Gimme some sugar, baby. ------------------ Moxie Racing |
HEY UNIT!! "Some call me.....Tim."
and, "it's just a flesh wound. No it's not, your whole arms off! Ah, i've had worse. HAVE AT THEE!!" That is the best movie ever! Light Em Up!! http://www.mustangworks.com/interact...oard/smile.gif |
Damn, Unit 5302 I'm in awe of your Monty Python recollection skills. LMAO during that part of the movie. The scene where they are being taunted by the guy up in the castle is hilarious as well.
I'll leave it to you to recite that... ------------------ Greg 91 LX Convertible |
So many....
"...I'm a mushroom cloud laying muthaf*****, muthafu****" "How the f*** did I get on brain detail?"..while he's picking up pieces of Marvin's brain in the back of the Nova. Samuel L. Jackson-Pulp Fiction "I'm going to call a couple of hard pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on Mr. Rapist here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch..." Ving Rhames-Pulp Fiction "Hit the blower!" Some dork-My Science Project (In a blown GTO) ------------------ 89 GT 5.0 Big hit of NITROUS!! |
Just before hittin' the button and launching, this always comes to mind.....
"Just a walk in the park, Kazansky!" ------------------ HeadsUp4ever! http://www.trainboard.com/smiles/096.gif Hell, I'll drink to that! |
140...150...160he's gone(gone in sixty seconds)
------------------ IF ITS NOT BLOWN IT SUCKS 8sec 88GT 13sec 91GT |
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