"i would have done it myself but i threw out my back doin your mom"

"I'M GOING TO GET YOU HIGH TODAY
CAUSE IT'S FRIDAY
YOU AINT GOT NO JOB
AND YOU AINT GOT **** TO DO!"

Very sexy servant comes up from under the water: "The royal penis is clean, your highness"

Coming to America

Its called snowballing, its a blowjob thing, 35!!!35!! You sucked 35 dicks! Is that including me?!......(his girl)ok 36.
Well try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!..............Im not even supposed to be here today! Dante from Clerks.

Why is it that every time I pick my nose, its full again in 10 minutes? Beavis.

"That's one thing I love about these highschool girls. I get older, and they stay the same age." Wooderson from Dazed and Confused!



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4 cyl converted to 302
comp cams cam, ported GT 40 heads, Edelbrock intake, holley carb
Turbo coupe rear with 373's
4 inch cowl hood
finally done after what seemed like forever!!!!!