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WADS56 08-20-2002 11:29 AM

Why do all it import guys get the hot chicks?
 
Not that I care much I allready have a hot chick:D , but it seems wherever there is a riced out import ther is a fine lady next to it.
Here are some examples...
1. I went to a little car show that we had here. It was all older hotrods, mustangs, camaros, and some cool trucks. There wasn't a goood looking chick to be found. As soon as the ricers got there I had to put on my sunglasses if you know what I mean.
2. At the local drag strip which is full of fast american muscle and good beer, but now women again. Next thing you know a few civics, and there ricer friends come and the shades had to go on again.WTF
3. I'm here at work and I read my MMFF, or super ford mags on all my breaks. Well this time there was some import mag on the table full of riced out cars and fine females. I needed a napkin... and not because of the food I was eating.

Can someone shed some light on this for me?

Mustangbelle306 08-20-2002 11:36 AM

I have no idea what you're talking about :confused:. The chicks in lowrider and import mags are nasty *** skanks with too much makeup and some ugly *** faces. I see MUCH BETTER looking women in domestic car hobbyist mags, but then again I'm pretty picky when it comes to the actual mug, and not just the neck down...

The reason you see hot chicks at shows next to imports is because groupie hoes flock to what is "hip" and "in". They use their looks to get in on the action with the big dollar guys, instead of actually becoming involved in the sport. I've seen it happen...not exactly as FATF portrayed it, but disgustingly close. The "lady" will schmooze up to the guy with the nicest and most hooked up car, because obviously, the dude has money :rolleyes: You'll see the same hood ornaments posed next to the next trend that comes along, trust me. Those women are predictable as the day is long.

Dark_5.0 08-20-2002 11:37 AM

I didnt even read your post the topic name made me too sick to go any further.

Those girls better watch out they might wake up with a triple decker wing screwed into the top of there head.

I dont know for a fact but I would bet money that ricers use glow in the dark condoms cause they are pretty:o

Lol..

tireburner163 08-20-2002 11:43 AM

All the ricer's girls here are the ones that have made more....er..."passes" down the "track" than John Force has.....if ya know what I mean.

The Deuce 08-20-2002 11:48 AM

Do you honestly want anything to do with Pokemon watching, money grabbing, techno listening, no brain functioning 'chicks' that hang out with the import scene?

Trust me, the girls that think that are 'hip and cool' or like the guys that are into that stuff, listen to in-suck and the like.

Besides that, hot rod guys are too busy actually working on their cars to find these girls. Let a shop do your "performance" mods, and watch you girl grabbing time improve.

I'm with Belle on this one, I can't stand those girls. Out here anyway, there are plenty of girls who like my car, and they aren't groupies either. They light up when I light 'em up if you know what I mean.;)

induction 08-20-2002 11:56 AM

Oh C'on guys!! you haven't figured this one out yet ?
1) It's easier to get your little sister to go to the car show with you then it is to get a real woman in your speed challenged import.
2) Mom said " drop your sister off at the mall BEFORE you go to that dam rice show!"
3) With all the money spent on paint and stickers ( and still slow) why not spend a littlte more on some personal ENTERTAINEMENT too?!

I dont know just my .02
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WADS56 08-20-2002 12:11 PM

I have tears in my eyes from your replys LMAO. I have never talked to these girls so I don't know what there like. I'm just judging them on there skimpy clothes like eye candy. What else can I say, I am a old perve traped in a 25 year old body:p

Eric4Nitrous 08-20-2002 12:13 PM

Belle is right..Most of the girls that hang around those import guys are nasty skanks. I don't have an import and I got a hot chick :) It's just all in how you represent yourself.

Coupe Devil 08-20-2002 12:14 PM

Its easy.. MOST ( AND I SAY MOST SO I DONT GETMY BUTT KICKED BY ANY OF THE WONDERFUL LADIES HERE :D ) of those ladies see all teh garb that these ricers spend on tricked out mad tight rims dog. They dont see what they spend on performance or they would be with us. They go for whoever has the most money in their still slow car. If they went for whoever had the most money perioid, they would get us and get to ride in an actual fast car..

Brad

Mr 5 0 08-20-2002 12:38 PM

Hot ricer chicks? Nawww.
 
I'm with Belle, here.

The girls I've seen on the covers of the import/low rider mags are all skanky; fat legs and too much makeup, usually.

The girls they use as models in MM&FF are generally sharp and well proportioned.

As for the ricers getting the girl's attention; sure, the brain dead I-wanna-be-popular type that could care less about cars but want to be in the right place. Rice is mostly a teen/young adult game and the girls hanging on ricers reflect that. A lot of the muscle car guys are a bit older and get a better class of women, in my opinion.

Saw a great line on another site the other day that made the comparison between muscle cars and ricers:

"We have 400 horsepower, they have 400 amps."

Coupe Devil 08-20-2002 01:23 PM

I have another theory now.. Remember when MOST (See my above post for disclaimer) little girls in school liked all the cure little sticker they got on thier papers like smily faces and such... Same principal

Bradley

Shelby428cj 08-20-2002 01:48 PM

RIGHT ON BELLA!!! me and you think a lot a like!! Those chicks are skany and usually like what 12 yrs. old?!? If you go to the big shows were the real men and real cars drag you see a bunch of chicks flocking around. Heehee Like me, nothing gets you hotter than a 7 sec. car!!!! ;)

The Deuce 08-20-2002 01:52 PM

Quote:

Heehee Like me, nothing gets you hotter than a 7 sec. car!!!!
And here I figured a country girl like you would be hooked on an 8 sec. ride.

From what I've seen, real women prefer tough guys (ala J. Wayne) and real cars to boys with stickered up toys. That's first hand experience talking. :D

Dark_5.0 08-20-2002 02:32 PM

There is nothing wrong with "skanky chicks"........ My first 2 girlfriends were skanky chicks and we had LOTS of fun together.

They molded me into the fine hunk of man I am today:D

Mr 5 0 08-20-2002 02:40 PM

Skanky chicks
 
Dark_5.0:

This explains a lot. Apparently 'skanky' is in the eye of the beholder...or something like that.

Dark_5.0 08-20-2002 02:56 PM

Re: Skanky chicks
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mr 5 0
Dark_5.0:

This explains a lot. Apparently 'skanky' is in the eye of the beholder...or something like that.

Lol, yep those were the days:D

Hammer 08-20-2002 02:58 PM

Hmm,
I guess I'll respond by posting an experience I had coming to work just today....

Was running a bit late today and the tollway traffic was a bit lighter than usual. I'm in the middle lane doing about 75 when I see a red Audi TT in the fast lane with a mane of long blond hair attached to the drivers seat....

Being the "curious" type I am I slow down as I come to pass and I see one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in the driver's seat. Blond, trim, VERY proportional body frame... (Is that PC enough?) ;)

Any way, we check each other out and she gives me this big smile and gets on the accelerator a bit.

I do the catch up routine as I slowly pull up next to her again.
(about 90 mph now...)

This time I can tell she was watching me the entire time I pulled up. She's got a big grin on her face and mouths the words "NICE CAR" and gives me a wink.... oh yea!

(Hammer grudgefully remembers that he is married.... hehe)

As I look up I realize that my exit is next so I wave goodbye, mash down the accelerator, and leave the tollway.....

Now THAT'S the way to start your day!!

induction 08-20-2002 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hammer


(Hammer grudgefully remembers that he is married.... hehe)

As I look up I realize that my exit is next so I wave goodbye, mash down the accelerator, and leave the tollway.....

Now THAT'S the way to start your day!!

As long as it was fun while it lasted!http://216.40.241.68/contrib/edoom/theyareontome.gif
bet your gonna be " blue" all day after that hua? lol
no harm no foul

Mustangbelle306 08-20-2002 03:43 PM

Re: Hot ricer chicks? Nawww.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mr 5 0
I'm with Belle, here.

The girls I've seen on the covers of the import/low rider mags are all skanky; fat legs and too much makeup, usually.

The girls they use as models in MM&FF are generally sharp and well proportioned.

As for the ricers getting the girl's attention; sure, the brain dead I-wanna-be-popular type that could care less about cars but want to be in the right place. Rice is mostly a teen/young adult game and the girls hanging on ricers reflect that. A lot of the muscle car guys are a bit older and get a better class of women, in my opinion.

I just sprayed my drink all over my keyboard imagining sedate, reserved Jim rolling his eyes over models with FAT *** LEGS ROTFLMAO!!! :D hehehehe

I agree. The chicks in MMFF wouldn't exactly appear in a beauty magazine, but at least they have slender yet physically fit bodies. Like I said before, I dunno which is worse, Super Street or LOW-RIDA yo yo yo :rolleyes:

jj_jonathon 08-20-2002 04:33 PM

i thought girls just liked shiny things? :D:D

...actually ive seen that a lot of females like fast cars...doesnt matter what it looks like...the ricers must be faking out the dumb ones! lol :p

The Deuce 08-20-2002 04:37 PM

Let me give the younger guys a tip...

The deep bass of a muffler right under the front seats will help the cause. Something that GM must have forgotten over the years. Works on the same principle as a Harley. ;)

It's an advantage the ricers will never be able to copy.:D

Hammer 08-20-2002 05:19 PM

Quote:

The deep bass of a muffler right under the front seats will help the cause. Something that GM must have forgotten over the years. Works on the same principle as a Harley.
I was thinking the same thing, but I wasn't going to say it.... ;)

PKRWUD 08-20-2002 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
Let me give the younger guys a tip...

The deep bass of a muffler right under the front seats will help the cause. Something that GM must have forgotten over the years. Works on the same principle as a Harley. ;)

It's an advantage the ricers will never be able to copy.:D

Ya know Vern, you're pretty smart fer a UCSB grad!

:)

Hell man, go to Oxnard. The ricer chicks there have freshly ironed jet black hair, and enough make-up on to carve your initials in their faces without them feeling it. Yummy!

Puke.

Take care,
~Chris

tireburner163 08-20-2002 09:51 PM

Sub woofers at about 40-50 htz have the same effect:cool:

Shelby428cj 08-20-2002 09:54 PM

Right on tireburner!!!!!:p

The Deuce 08-20-2002 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tireburner163
Sub woofers at about 40-50 htz have the same effect:cool:
I beg to differ young man. Name me a song that has a constantly variable oscillation effect. There is a fine art to the control afforded by the right foot. Why do you think guys run exhaust that dumps right there? :D

Shelby428cj 08-20-2002 10:58 PM

Actually Deuce there is a cd used for testing and contests that has nothing but different htz. and it plays constent.

induction 08-21-2002 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shelby428cj
Actually Deuce there is a cd used for testing and contests that has nothing but different htz. and it plays constent.
Hey sis , is it Bass Extreme the ultimate test by New Town? or Dr. Crankenstein?
Its been a few years but I have those cd's somewhere in my room lol:cool:

Shelby428cj 08-21-2002 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by induction


Hey sis , is it Bass Extreme the ultimate test by New Town? or Dr. Crankenstein?
Its been a few years but I have those cd's somewhere in my room lol:cool:

Yah I have Dr. Crankenstein I feel gay when I buy those damn things though, You always have some naked *** chick on the cover showing her crack...... O wait well so do mustang magazines hell nevermind!

induction 08-21-2002 01:22 AM

Thats too funny, I know what you mean I remember giving the CD cover to the kid across the street , He had it taped to his bike( BMX) FOR A WEEK!!!! I dont wanna know where it went after that lol

Mustangbelle306 08-21-2002 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
Works on the same principle as a Harley. ;)

From what I've heard, ANY motorcycle.

Cait85GT5.0 08-21-2002 08:52 AM

girls input
 
Quote:

I beg to differ young man. Name me a song that has a constantly variable oscillation effect. There is a fine art to the control afforded by the right foot. Why do you think guys run exhaust that dumps right there?
as a girl here is my two cents.. i dated a guy with a completely riced out honda,,, did nothing for me at all.. the hottest thing to me is some american muscle,,,, and i think that most guys agree with that also,., my ex said the biggest turn on was to see me drive his mustang and rip through the gears..lol.. then when i got my mustang and took him for a ride in that,, well the rest is history...


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