Ron Bacardi

RUM.

Alcohol, hey you guys are doing good :)

Depression :(

sucks

Hoover

Dam

Station.

Wagon :p

farmer

re: farmer
 

pigs

"You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then, when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. Cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mom to find, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like candy to a piss-head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggie's digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't wanna go sifting through pig *****, now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200lbs. in about 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume 2lbs. of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig'." -Bricktop (from Snatch, a very funny movie) :D

Hogs

heffers

hooters

cheeks :D

slapped

embarrassed, lol! :D

sheepish

wolf (in sheep's clothing) ;)

little boy (who cried wolf, of course)

BLUE

(little boy blue) ;)

baby (blue) :D

bottle!

and the oh-so expected reponse











NOS!

Boom!

bass

Tenor.

choir

Girls... ( dont ask me why I thought that)...

Bradley

TROUBLE!

:)
 

POLICE
TNT :)

soap on a rope

Soap on a Rope???????????
 

HUH? :confused:

police/soap on a rope????? :confused:
TNT :)

You know...police, jail, drop the soap in the shower, freaky dude that looks at ya funny just waitin for ya to bend over to pick it up, you take it from there...... That's why you need soap on a rope....

I guess I skipped a few steps in there......my bad.... :D

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...OK....:)
DUH............please forgive my ignorance!!! :D
:rolleyes: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TNT:)

Television

remote

The Box.

Bradley

Jack In

Um.... jack off???

hhahahaha
 

well, I'm glad that YOU were the one to post that Ultraflo....I knew SOMEONE WOULD!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH:p

AMBIDEXTRIOUS

TNT :)

I figured I'd kill the thread posting that, lol. Thanks for the quick save... ya know, I gotta be good for something around here :D

Ambidextrious???

Gifted

That was supposed to follow the Jack in-the box theme, as I was getting hungry, damn it.

lol

*Intelligent*

articulate

Specific

gravity

weight

<----- ;) mass

Salem

witches