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11-29-2002, 11:59 AM | #1161 |
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"You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Then, when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them. Cause it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mom to find, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like candy to a piss-head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggie's digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't wanna go sifting through pig *****, now do ya? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least 16 pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200lbs. in about 8 minutes. That means that a single pig can consume 2lbs. of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig'." -Bricktop (from Snatch, a very funny movie) |
11-29-2002, 05:25 PM | #1162 |
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11-29-2002, 05:40 PM | #1163 |
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11-29-2002, 05:47 PM | #1165 |
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11-29-2002, 05:49 PM | #1166 |
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11-29-2002, 05:52 PM | #1167 |
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embarrassed, lol!
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11-29-2002, 07:17 PM | #1168 | |
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11-29-2002, 07:26 PM | #1169 |
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11-29-2002, 07:42 PM | #1171 |
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11-29-2002, 07:52 PM | #1173 |
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11-29-2002, 08:02 PM | #1174 | |
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11-29-2002, 09:35 PM | #1175 |
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93LXcopcarSOLD14.3@96 @ 4500ft 2.02 60ft on street tires. my 67 ranchero NOT A 390 ANY MORE! 460! 3.70's cast manifolds, comp cams 262H, performer, 750DP 100K out of 79 F250 NEW(oct20/02)14.58@95mph 2.3 60 ft corrects to:13.86@100 66 merc comet351w, isky roller 600 lift 268/260@.050, vic jr. 700DP, 5000stall, 4.56's c-4, 3400lbs with driver 12.3@110 @ 4000ft 1.69 60 ft corrects to:11.69@115 |
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11-29-2002, 09:58 PM | #1177 |
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11-29-2002, 10:14 PM | #1179 |
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Girls... ( dont ask me why I thought that)...
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93LXcopcarSOLD14.3@96 @ 4500ft 2.02 60ft on street tires. my 67 ranchero NOT A 390 ANY MORE! 460! 3.70's cast manifolds, comp cams 262H, performer, 750DP 100K out of 79 F250 NEW(oct20/02)14.58@95mph 2.3 60 ft corrects to:13.86@100 66 merc comet351w, isky roller 600 lift 268/260@.050, vic jr. 700DP, 5000stall, 4.56's c-4, 3400lbs with driver 12.3@110 @ 4000ft 1.69 60 ft corrects to:11.69@115 |
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