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Old 03-05-2002, 01:26 PM   #1
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Red face Word from the wise concerning food!

Heres a word from the wise, well ummm....experienced.

If your going on a date, the next day, Do not eat El Montery Frozen Burrioto's and wash them down with Milwuake's Best Ice. Unless you want an embarrissing date, I reccommend that everyone stays away from that combination the night before a Date.

And if you throw Pears into the Mix..Forget about it. Turst me, I'm sure you all will thank me in the future. One mans misfortune is another mans gain!
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Old 03-05-2002, 01:29 PM   #2
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i can see cheech running to the bathroom holding his butt,in that movie ,hahaha
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Old 03-05-2002, 01:37 PM   #3
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Mercury:

Sounds like a plot for a sit-com but then, most of your adventures (at least the ones that you post here) read like either high drama, soap-opera or comedy, depending on the situation.

Anyway, thanks for the tip.
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Old 03-05-2002, 01:40 PM   #4
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ok that goes on the list along with
no onions
no garlic
no white castles

anyone else?
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Old 03-05-2002, 02:33 PM   #5
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Sounds like a real Crappy date man. I'm glad you told me about this. You're Stinky adventures bring laughter and snickering to us all man. Thanks

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Old 03-05-2002, 02:59 PM   #6
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Yea Merc, sounds like you date really STUNK.

LOL, you always seem to have a story book life, your gonna have to CUT IT out.

To make you feel better, go bang some gears. Really LET HER RIP
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Old 03-05-2002, 03:48 PM   #7
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lol I'll be sure to make a mental note of that one Merc.

Thanks for the heads up,
Take it easy, & Good Luck Next Time.
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Old 03-05-2002, 04:18 PM   #8
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i can see cheech running to the bathroom holding his butt,in that movie ,hahaha
I luv that scene!! C'MON ICECREAM!!
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Old 03-05-2002, 06:02 PM   #9
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aww, your no fun

What about going on the date TO White Castle. That way you can show her you can budget your money AND you have great taste.
But then she'll be miserable the rest of the night trying not to fart around you, so maybe thats a bad idea
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Old 03-05-2002, 07:34 PM   #10
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Campbells Chili Beef Soup = Bad idea. Man, ya just gotta hold it in. No matter how much it hurts, LOL.
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Old 03-05-2002, 07:55 PM   #11
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A little off the subject, but Best Puke Ever:

At a chili cook-off, after eating chili with pasta, numerous beers, and pistacio ice cream. Looked like little worms crawling around in a green foam.

Just thought I'd share.

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Old 03-05-2002, 09:07 PM   #12
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A little off the subject, but Best Puke Ever:

At a chili cook-off, after eating chili with pasta, numerous beers, and pistacio ice cream. Looked like little worms crawling around in a green foam.

Just thought I'd share.

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For once you could have kept it to yourself!!
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Old 03-05-2002, 09:50 PM   #13
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Old 03-05-2002, 10:20 PM   #14
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UUGGGHHH!!!! LMAO...thats soo gross PKRWUD!!!! I have something I could add to the "puke thing" but, I think I"ll "pass" for now!!!!!
Thanks for the tips!!!! Ya'll are WAY TOO FUNNY!
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Old 03-05-2002, 10:31 PM   #15
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Pastachio ice cream!!!!!!! Im ready to toss right now!

Something else for that list:

Hooters-anything thats 3 mile island or what they have here called 911(thats hot S@%t). That makes for a long 24 hrs!
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Old 03-05-2002, 11:25 PM   #16
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Fur's Cafeteria fried fish with macaroni and cheese and Dr. Pepper. Try it some time. You'll be absolutely amazed.

I swear the stuff only takes about 15 minutes to make it all the way through. It's a real gas.

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Old 03-06-2002, 01:43 AM   #17
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aw, milwaukee's beast ice, i see you sprung for the high quality beer. Next time get some bud and you might not have the same problem.
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Old 03-06-2002, 02:09 AM   #18
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BudMan...Your Avatar Dude.. Gesh. Phew..Oh man.

Yeah, I know, Milwaukee anything the epitome of quality brew. I get it becuase it's cheap. Real Cheap, and I guess for a good reason.

I will say one thing: Its got more taste than Miller Lite.
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I like Miller Lite myself! Add a lime and you have a "LimeLite" haha.. but I prefer Tequiza over all! as far as beer is concerned!!!
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Old 03-06-2002, 03:12 AM   #20
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Hey Unit.

Yeah, I know what you mean about holdin them. I thought I destroyed the seat of my car when I got in it. But man, did I feel better afterwards.
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