YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! MINI VANS ARE THE SPAWN OF SATIN. EVERYONE HERES YOUR HOMEWORK FOR THE WEEKEND. FIND MINIVAN PEOPLE AND WATCH THEM DRIVE FOR A WHILE. I'LL BET THAT MOST WILL BE SITTIN AS FAR FORWARD AS THE SEAT WILL GO AND WEIGHT 180+. THEY SHOULD HAVE A BIG EYED HOMER SIMPSON LOOK ON THERE FACE OR BE VERY SERIOUS. (ALERT) DO NOT ATTEMPT CONTACT! THEY BELIEVE THERE VEHICLE IS THE BADDEST, BIGGEST AND FASTEST THING ON THE ROAD. BUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TRY TO OUTBREAK THEM AT A LIGHT OR CORNER. THESE ARE GIVEN AWAY BY THE MASSIVE BUILDUP OF BRAKE DUST ON THE WHEELS. REMEMBER, JUST OBSERVE NO CONTACT. HAPPY HUNTING. REPORT BACK YOUR FINDINGS. LOL!
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