Pokey 5.0:
For years, I've watched TV ads that show husbands giving their wife a new car for Christmas and thought that this was just a car company marketing fantasy:
"What to get this her this year? I know. A new car! I'll just put it on the ol' Capital One card!. Riiiiight.
So, the fact that your fiancé
actually bought you a new car - O.K., a truck, but who's going to quibble? - is awesome. Congratulations.
Of course, now you
have to get married.