You know you drive a rice-burner when...
 

Let's have some fun with this, came out of Mustang Monthly current issue, feel free to add to it:

You find yourself using the excuse "Yoo, but you got twice as many cylindaz" after every race

Your gumby pants make it hard to shift

You have stickers for parts you don't have

When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter

Your exhaust tip diameter is four times the inner muffler diameter

Birds make nests on your spoiler because it's taller than the trees

You will only race if the ohter guy removes four spark plugs

You have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 1.8L engine badge

You brag about having nitrous and have a 15:50 dial-in

The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars

You've spent more money on stickers and stripes than you did on actual performance mods

You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin

Your tach is bigger than your head

You have a shift light and your car is an automatic

Your bright green $3000 air filter is bigger than your engine

your wheels and tires cost more than your car did

If every lawn-care enthusiast looks around as you drive by trying to spy who has the "hopped up" weed eater.

Oh, and gotta love the fire extinguishers on the A-pillars.

--nathan

you refinanced your trailer so you could get the stereo system you wanted

dont for get the FAKE RollBars that they have out there I Could not belive it it says Look and feel like a Racer with it.. and it was Just over 300 for a FAKE 4 Point one..LOL LOL

popsicle stick roll cage....
 

where did you see this? give us a link so we can laugh!:D

when torque steer is a "kewl thing" :D :p

in Jeg's http://www.jegs.com/cgi-bin/ncommerc...610&prmenbr=76

OMG!!! I thought that you were kidding,......That has got to be the saddest thing I have ever seen.

Have you seen the fake intercooler:rolleyes:

Damn ricers,

your first mod is a seatbelt cover

your tailights look like they came off the millineum falcon(star wars)

Your muffler says "Maxwell House" or when no matter what model rice burner u drive it is a "Type R"