You know you're a RICER when....
 

1. You think that it is cool to wear a MotoX helmet to drag race.

2. The wheels that power your car also steer it.

3. The outlet of your muffler (one) is bigger than the inlet.

4. Colored light bulbs were your first "perfomance" mod.

Feel free to add to the list.....:p

Re: You know you're a RICER when....
 

:confused: so all front wheel drive cars owners are ricers then??

Re: Re: You know you're a RICER when....
 

Not necessarily, but where would the ricers be w/o fag wheel drive? :D

your body kit is 4 different colors and the front bumper has a huge crack in it.

You only race other people if they have cars in front of them and you dont, or you plan to exit off the road in a few yards.

Your car is the unofficial mascot for Las Vegas (all the neons and strobe lights)

when your wheels cost more than your ride did

The aftermarket wing on your decklid is so heavy your back tires keep going flat.

You have stickers for parts you dont have.

Your "system" has more power than your engine.

one more...

You have a windshield pillar mounted tach with a shift light and your car is an automatic.

what happened to fire extinguishers and double decker wings?

actually this is kind of in the same area but ive seen somebody with a honda symbol that was actually upside down on their rear window which spanned the length of it top to bottom ..hows that for rice ;)

that makes about 50 extra horsepower!

75 if it was chrome, or 50 da h0m1ez 5ay. :rolleyes:

God, I can't wait to get my 351 stroker done just to roast these toys....

Oh I forgot one, if you think it's a "sport" compact instead of a "fart" compact!

if any of you have a summitracing catalog, turn to the "sport compact" section and you'll see a wide variety of lights, neon, wings, and mufflers - now what does that say about imports ;)

That Summit's smart enough to realize there's...some ppl...out there that'll pay money for that stuff. :D

Hell, if there was a fortune to be made selling sewing machines, even Ford would stop building cars and make sewing machines instead; it's a cold, hard fact of the manufacturing and marketing businesses.

You know you're a Ricer when..........Hmmmmm........lets see.......... if after I blow your doors off you're hungry again in 20 minutes!

You know you're a ricer when you have this . Read down and click on the psst link. Keep refreshing the page about every 10-15 seconds.

You know you are a ricer when you have a NOS bottle in the trunk/hatch, with no plumbing to go with it.

You know you are a ricer when your whole car is carbon fiber.

You know you are a ricer when you actually think that beretta with a triple deck spoiler is fast. (these are the worst ones next to those cavalier guys)

You know you are a ricer HATER when you despise the movie "the fast and the furious".

Last but not least, you are a ricer when you call it NOS!

4 banger, "dual exhaust," ..'nuff said

There is a guy in my neighborhood who has a Civic with dual exhaust and a 4" cowl induction scoop riveted to his hood. He changes the stickers every other week. This guy is in his 50's at LEAST!! (damn, older than me, lol)

The Civic sounds like a go cart on crack :D

omg rivets ... thats so hardcore - does he roll with glasspacks?

Yeah, big ass chrome ones with 3 inch tips!!! They remind me of the sound of those expansion chamber exhaust they used to use on dirt bikes.

haha thats sad ...you know what id think would be cool is to rice a car out so hard and run like 11's or 12's with it ..be a nice sleeper

my first mod ..cardboard wing (custom, home fabricated of course)

I sooooo want to get a focus and put a 351 in it. I saw the one in MM&FF awhile back. I know it had a 342 in it, but a 408 would be even better. Talk about sleeper. The only thing would be the exhaust. The duals wouldn't give it away, but the sound would be hard to hide. Nobody wants a quiet v8.

Picture an 87-88 model Buick park avenue. You know, the ones with the hood that opened to the front bumper. There is one in town with a fart can, spoiler, 18's, and lowered. It is burgundy with a black hood. That is so lame. The ass end sits lower than the front by at least an inch.

have you seen the miata swap? ive seen them stick a 5.0 in a miata ..can you imagine rolling up to somebody in a miata with 2 chamber flows and the look on their faces

That look would be priceless.

ahh there is another look that ive seen thats beyond that ... my bro in laws 92 civic (dont hate me yet hear me out) had a 00' SI motor in it with 80 shot n2o - he was actually pretty quick for a civic. when he beat people they would frantically look at their dash and gauges for an answer with an expression on their face like "something must be wrong with my car ..ive never been beaten by a civic"

my custom lic plate rim
 

I had a lic plate rim made and all the ricers see it......with their binocculars.........http://htwheelz.smugmug.com


if you cant read it it says.........GEE! you could have had a V-8

you know you're a ricer when...........

you think vtec instead if v8

you have to have someone point to the carbuerator to find it on a real motor

you think drifting is a real sport

you think rap and hip hop is music

your sound system is worth more than your car

Amen to that. I know the ricers aren't the only ones. But they give me one more reason to despise rap and hip hop music.

This reminds me of a ricer.

i like rap, hip hop music ..i have a cowl hood - omg im rice :(

Realization sucks, huh?

it does it does ...nitrous too now all i need is stickers and neon

Come on, man, don't we have ENOUGH ricers in Texas already????

i know i just cant help it i mean ..look at it its so rice :(
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FatOeknee that is an awesome 68, I am so jealous, I need to get my 65 back on the road!! That is definitely not rice material!

Stay away from the stickers and the neon, and for God's sake, no park bench wing on the back!!!!!!

thanks :P i take pride in my baby even though she is slow haha and stickers add hp i need them :(