You Might Be A Rice Rocket Jockey If

Orange97GTVert · 02-17-2004, 11:50 PM

You might be a rice rocket jockey if:
1. You find yourself using the excuse "Yo, but you got twice as many cylandaz" after every race.
2. Your gumby pants make it hard to shift
3. You have stickers for parts you don't have.
4. When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter.
5. Your exhaust tip diameter is four times the inner muffler diameter.
6. Birds make nests on your spoiler because it's taller than the trees.
7. You will only race if the other guy removes four spark plugs
8. You have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 1.8L badge.
9. You brag about having nitrous and have a 15.50 dial in.
10. The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars.
11. You've spent more money on stickers and stripes than you did on actual performance mods.
12. You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin.
13. Your tach is bigger than your head.
14. You have a shift light and your car is an automatic.
15. Your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
appeared in Mustang Monthly, May 2002

84LX89GT · 02-22-2004, 04:34 PM

LOL! that's hilarious, The funniest one was the shift lite for an automatic car because i've seen it done

xxxBlakexxx · 02-22-2004, 08:28 PM

Funny! Too bad it's so true.

I gotto love the ones that are bright green and orange.

Orange97GTVert · 02-25-2004, 07:28 PM

and what is the deal with hood scoops on the roof?

Fox Body · 02-25-2004, 09:56 PM

ROFL. That's just great

Love this one: "You brag about having nitrous and have a 15.50 dial in" hahaahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Sicy Stang · 02-26-2004, 11:30 AM

Quote:

12. You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin.

lol.. losers.

Cameron · 03-01-2004, 11:55 AM

book'em Lou for a code 1.8, too many stickers in a non-fisher price zone.

Orange97GTVert · 03-04-2004, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cameron
book'em Lou for a code 1.8, too many stickers in a non-fisher price zone.

and too many doors! Do those back doors make those HonDUHs any faster?

Rice, its whats for dinner.

02-17-2004, 11:50 PM	#1
Orange97GTVert Mustang Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Tyler, TX Posts: 568	You Might Be A Rice Rocket Jockey If You might be a rice rocket jockey if: 1. You find yourself using the excuse "Yo, but you got twice as many cylandaz" after every race. 2. Your gumby pants make it hard to shift 3. You have stickers for parts you don't have. 4. When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter. 5. Your exhaust tip diameter is four times the inner muffler diameter. 6. Birds make nests on your spoiler because it's taller than the trees. 7. You will only race if the other guy removes four spark plugs 8. You have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 1.8L badge. 9. You brag about having nitrous and have a 15.50 dial in. 10. The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars. 11. You've spent more money on stickers and stripes than you did on actual performance mods. 12. You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin. 13. Your tach is bigger than your head. 14. You have a shift light and your car is an automatic. 15. Your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine. appeared in Mustang Monthly, May 2002

02-22-2004, 04:34 PM	#2
84LX89GT Mustangs Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 1,938	LOL! that's hilarious, The funniest one was the shift lite for an automatic car because i've seen it done __________________ 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa GSX1300-R 1980 Ford Thunderbird - 255 V8 ported heads, 5.0L ported stock headers, O.R. H-pipe and Flowmaster 2-chambers, dual roller timing chain hi-po Mack Truck hood emblem 1985 Mustang GT 5.0L T5, F-303, GT40p, headers, off-road h, flowmasters, MSD stuff, etc. Sold 02/06/04 1989 Mustang GT ET: 13.304@102.29 mph (5-24-03) Sold - 1998 Mustang Cobra coupe, 1/4 mile - street tires: 13.843@103.41 (bone stock)

02-22-2004, 08:28 PM	#3
xxxBlakexxx Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Mountaintop, PA Posts: 634	Funny! Too bad it's so true. I gotto love the ones that are bright green and orange. __________________ "Children should not get cancer, but they do!" Help a child with cancer at www.homeoftheirown.org My Stang: 2000 Mustang GT Vert - Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter; C&L Plenum; BBK 75 mm TB; Steeda Strut Tower Supports; Black "Deep Dish" Bullet Wheels; FRPP 4.10's; Steeda Subframes; SLP Catback & SLP Catted X-Pipe; SCT 4 Position Chip with 3 custom tunes; Steeda CAI; Venom-1000 Nitrous; Roush Stage 3 Body Kit; Bullet Suspension Package (on the way)

02-25-2004, 09:56 PM	#5
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	ROFL. That's just great Love this one: "You brag about having nitrous and have a 15.50 dial in" hahaahahahahahahahahahahahhaha __________________ 351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang Ghia notchback '79 Video @ Idle Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl 'glass hood, C4 w/ Transgo shift kit, Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake; Fluidyne Al radiator, Flexalite 175 electric fan, 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, FRPP Al driveshaft; S&W 6-point cage; 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters, 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s; Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 275/50/15 Nitto NT 555R Drag Radials; 14 x 4” K&N X-stream air filter. '92 GT (5-speed) Small In Car Video Stock 5.0L, 2-chamber Flowmasters, MAC CAI, Tri-Ax, Al pedals... "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

03-01-2004, 11:55 AM	#7
Cameron Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 39	book'em Lou for a code 1.8, too many stickers in a non-fisher price zone. __________________ 2002 GT stock 1992 GT carbed 351

02-25-2004, 07:28 PM	#4
Orange97GTVert Mustang Fanatic Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Tyler, TX Posts: 568	and what is the deal with hood scoops on the roof?

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