You wanna laugh at 2F2F? Then get in here.

[The Fireman]

I was rather surprised to find this on a honda forum, and even more surprised to see the members agreeing with it. Eh...go figure.

today i have learned many interesting things, it was a wonderful experience.

i will group these learnings into this post i would like to title "Facts of Life: Through the Eyes of 2 Fast 2 Furious."

1. Ugly women DO NOT exist. TONS of beautiful women are ALWAYS to be found where ever you see an import.

2. Nitrous now makes your car's exhaust system throw flames that match the color of your car.

3. Not only are "Street Racers" the law now, they are above it.

4. You can easily take over a draw bridge for a cool "grand finale."

5. When someone decides to bet "35 Large" on a race...all the competitors conveniently have the exact amount of cash on hand.

6. You can easily bust through a metal gate that is cemented into the ground, and your car will suffer absolutely no damage...even if it is made of plastic.

7. Any car that Brian or Roman touches...WILL be destroyed....period.

8. When you cant outrun a REAL car (american muscle cars) even when you are using NITROUS!!!!! simply pull a normal routine rice boy maneuver and run it off the road.

9. Only imports can use nitrous, no domestic vehicles use it.

10. A Lancer and an Eclipse can easily outrun Saleen mustangs, vipers, vettes, yenko camaros, and challengers....but seem to have trouble keeping away from police Chevy Caprices.

11. He got that from me.

12. Drug smugglers ALWAYS use insane drivers and "fast" cars to deliver their goods....why would ANYONE use normal vehicles to stealthily make a drop off?

13. The master mechanic has never seen GPS wired like this before.

14. The loser will hand over dem keyz.

15. Your common rat can chew through a steel pipe.

16. There are 6 guys in Miami with identical Dodge 4x4 pickups who are readily willing to destroy their vehicles, only to Help out some guys they dont know evade the police.

17. Every vehicle MUST have an enormous wing...no matter what.

18. A cars speed is judged on how loud it revs.

19. The Miami Police Dept. does not own spike strips.

20. You MUST have nitrous if u plan to win ANY race EVER...period.

21. This movie is gay. And should be banned.

[cyberstang5.0]

[1969Mach1]

hahahaha lmao... that is freakin' hillarious. I've yet to see the movie, and I refuse too.... I even get in for free and I don't want to go see it. I know I'll get all pissed off and angry.

-Sam.

[Capri306]

Haha, that's good. Sounds even more ridiculous than the first one. I'm definitely not paying to see that piece of garbage...but I'll probably see it at some point anyway, only to be kicked out of the theater for laughing too loud.

When the HELL is someone in Hollywood going to come up with something to go up against this crap? Are there any producers/directors that aren't rice lovin' faygs who can make another "Bullitt"-esque film? Or is everyone in California's film industry fruity? Come on, let's see something REMOTELY real and AMERICAN.