Hmmm. The most embarrasing moment for me was at a Company Christmas party for the OutBound Shift 2years ago.
We went to Logans Roadhouse at 10:00 on a Friday (Surprising we all got off early enough to attend). One of the Loaders brought there girl frined, she was something else.

m Me and the other manager sat across from her. She spent all night playing Footsy with me and other manager, and winking and smiling at us.
I had 2......TWO beers and was slam drunk. I didnt have anything to eat all day, and guzzled down the beers. I made a complete A$$ of myself. Kept dropping everything, and horribly slurred speach. I took my socks off and put them on my ears and claimed to be Yoda. Dont ask.
They still talk about it at work. Afterwards I fell asleep in my moms 78 Cadillac that I drove up there. One of the employe from the steak house woke me up at 2 in the morning, asking me if I was alive. I was stable then, and drove home.