Did you know if you put a flowmaster sticker on your side windows you get 100+ HP from it, and if you put one on the other side, you can get your car into the 9's. No kiding. I read an article on the web about it, so you know it must be true... hehe
Also, I like the idea about the seatbelt lube. what kind of oil was that again???wasn't made from bull droppings was it?
