Survivor-Tx Style

[MustangKelly96]

Survivor, Texas Style....
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is
planning to do its own..entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style." The
contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio,
over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up
to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and
Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and
finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that
read, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait
sucks, Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"