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10-10-2002, 06:20 PM
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Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035
Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035
*Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California. *White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language. *Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock. *Baby conceived naturally . . . Scientists stumped. *Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million. *Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory Of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.) *Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. ! *Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. *George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. *35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss. *Texas executes last remaining citizen. *Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants. *Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inch. *Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed. *New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers and baseball bats must be registered by January 2036.  |
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10-10-2002, 06:30 PM
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HA! LOL. Those are good.
Exercise and diet, huh? Who woulda thought??? Although I guess that wouldn't matter in Texas or California.....
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10-10-2002, 07:07 PM
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It's never clean enough!
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Re: Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035
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. I think after 35 years, doctors will still be stumped with weight loss!!! And a baby conceived naturally...I'm sure it will be a less frequent occurance than it is today. Good Headlines!! 
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10-10-2002, 08:13 PM
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Hi Kelly,
Don't know where you found them but there pretty good. I wouldn't doubt if that was to come true. Funny... Odie |
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10-10-2002, 10:32 PM
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I got something to say
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hehehe those are good. problem about the first one is that its so true about the language
 
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10-10-2002, 11:20 PM
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Not broken anymore!
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THESE ARE PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!1
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btw: MY KID ROCK keychain BROKE the other day! His pic fell out!  But...I found it!  TNT
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