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08-06-2002, 12:17 AM | #1 |
Confederate Cowboy
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Top 10 reason's farm trucks aren't stolen.
TOP 10 REASONS FARM TRUCKS AREN'T STOLEN
10. They have about 20 miles before they overheat, breakdown or run out of gas. 9. Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out. 8. It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, syringes, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab. 7. It takes too long to start, and the smoke coming up through the rusted-out floorboard clouds your vision. 6. The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean. 5. They're too easy to spot. The description might go something like this: The driver's side door is red, the passenger side door is green, the right front fender is yellow, etc. 4. The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you're being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren't cracked and covered with duct tape. 3. Top speed is approximately 45 mph. 2. Who wants to steal a truck that needs a year's worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in body work, tail-lights and windshield? 1. It is hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you. |
08-06-2002, 07:36 AM | #2 |
347ci of HORSE POWER!!!
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Sounds like the typical Chevy
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08-06-2002, 07:55 AM | #3 |
My poor 79 RIP
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Sounds like back home
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08-06-2002, 10:49 AM | #4 | |
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08-06-2002, 01:27 PM | #6 |
HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW!
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lol It's funny cause it's true. lol
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