Marriage Secrets Revealed!!!

PKRWUD · 08-13-2002, 07:14 PM

SECRETS TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE (from a male point of view)

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
Ê
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
Ê
4. It is important that these three women never meet.
Ê

Take care,
~Chris

Dark_5.0 · 08-13-2002, 07:16 PM

You are a genious

You da man......I guess I better go find 2 more.

The Deuce · 08-13-2002, 07:30 PM

.......at this point I'd settle for any one of the three.

95mustanggt · 08-13-2002, 07:41 PM

Chris, are you married??

srv1 · 08-13-2002, 07:43 PM

Chris, you ROCK!!!!

induction · 08-13-2002, 07:50 PM

THATS IT!!!!!!! from now on you change your own dam oil chris!!

I'm going to my mothers house!

lx mike · 08-13-2002, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 95mustanggt
Chris, are you married??

He'd be in the Doghouse if he was and she ever came here and saw how he carries on!

LayanRubr · 08-13-2002, 08:11 PM

Dude you should write a book

The Deuce · 08-13-2002, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by induction
THATS IT!!!!!!! from now on you change your own dam oil chris!! I'm going to my mothers house!

That's quite a trip for you, young lady. Make sure you don't come back alone.

PKRWUD · 08-13-2002, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by induction
THATS IT!!!!!!! from now on you change your own dam oil chris!! I'm going to my mothers house!

oohfuk.

PKRWUD · 08-13-2002, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by induction
THATS IT!!!!!!! from now on you change your own dam oil chris!! I'm going to my mothers house!

Actually, the more I think about it, I really can't even imagine a woman wanting to change my oil, let alone one that I would trust to do it.

What a concept.

Next you'll be telling me you know the difference between impact sockets and standard sockets (or Whitworth sockets

)

Take care,
~Chris

69fastback · 08-14-2002, 02:32 AM

Hell i must be one very lucky guy. I got a women that does all 3. Especialy number 2 and 3.

induction · 08-14-2002, 11:36 AM

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Originally posted by PKRWUD

Next you'll be telling me you know the difference between impact sockets and standard sockets (or Whitworth sockets )

~Chris

That depends, does that include heat treated drop- forged high carbon steel , or did you want the crome plated drop-forged hardended steel? then there is the heat-treated alloy with black oxide finish . Oh and did you want with a 6 or 12 point ?
Our special of the day is metric blended in with a DEEP sae garnish. And for a side you get 10 finley polished 3/8 drive hex bits blended with Torx Is that for here or to go ?

The Deuce · 08-14-2002, 11:48 AM

Would a "socket-to-me" reference be out of place right now?

I think she can hang out in the pits for sure. Somebody else is going to have to make the beer runs.

induction · 08-14-2002, 12:20 PM

LOL @Deuce thanks for the "pit pass" Maby I'll breig my Hilti TE-54 or TE-25 so Chris can get out of that hole he just dug lmao.

tireburner163 · 08-14-2002, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by induction

That depends, does that include heat treated drop- forged high carbon steel , or did you want the crome plated drop-forged hardended steel? then there is the heat-treated alloy with black oxide finish . Oh and did you want with a 6 or 12 point ?
Our special of the day is metric blended in with a DEEP sae garnish. And for a side you get 10 finley polished 3/8 drive hex bits blended with Torx Is that for here or to go ?

Oh yea, I love it when you talk dirty to me.

induction · 08-14-2002, 12:34 PM

LOL tireburner & deuce you guys are too funny

Would anyone here like to see our wine list?
ROFLMAO!!

The Deuce · 08-14-2002, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by induction
LOL tireburner & deuce you guys are too funny

Would anyone here like to see our wine list?
ROFLMAO!!

I wouldn't expect there to be much left when you are done with it.

induction · 08-14-2002, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce

I wouldn't expect there to be much left when you are done with it.

Ok then,... I'll be back shortly with your orded, feel free to visit our salad bar, the nuts' are free. lol

induction · 08-14-2002, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PKRWUD
SECRETS TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE (from a male point of view)

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
Ê
2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
Ê
4. It is important that these three women never meet.
Ê

Take care,
~Chris

ok heres one for ya,

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended fOr children, but men usually play with them.)

3. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACK?
( because their balls fall over their a..holes and they vapor lock)

08-13-2002, 07:14 PM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Marriage Secrets Revealed!!! SECRETS TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE (from a male point of view) 1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans. Ê 2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money. 3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex. Ê 4. It is important that these three women never meet. Ê Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

08-13-2002, 07:16 PM	#2
Dark_5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Staging lane Posts: 4,337	You are a genious You da man......I guess I better go find 2 more. __________________ 92' LX-Big brakes, Lots and lots of suspension, GT40X heads, Ported cobra intake, stock cam, Vortech SC trim. 00' Lightning-Stock 88'CRX-13 second ego killer

08-13-2002, 07:30 PM	#3
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	.......at this point I'd settle for any one of the three. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-13-2002, 07:41 PM	#4
95mustanggt Registered Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Kamloops, BC Posts: 2,875	Chris, are you married?? __________________ 1995 Mustang GT 20016 F150 Lariat Super Crew

08-13-2002, 07:43 PM	#5
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	too funny! Chris, you ROCK!!!!

08-13-2002, 07:50 PM	#6
induction The Brit! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Across the Pond! Posts: 694	THATS IT!!!!!!! from now on you change your own dam oil chris!! I'm going to my mothers house! __________________ *Restored 1965 Coupe* *April Mare of the Month* RiceHatersClub Member #27

08-13-2002, 08:11 PM	#8
LayanRubr Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Aggieland, Texas Posts: 297	Dude you should write a book __________________ 87 Mustang 5.0 (308) Notchback - The Blue Baron Rice Hater's Club member #20

08-14-2002, 02:32 AM	#12
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	Hell i must be one very lucky guy. I got a women that does all 3. Especialy number 2 and 3. __________________ 428 Cobra Jet SOHC 5.4 3V F-150 96 mystic cobra 91 GT

08-14-2002, 11:48 AM	#14
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	Would a "socket-to-me" reference be out of place right now? I think she can hang out in the pits for sure. Somebody else is going to have to make the beer runs. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-14-2002, 12:20 PM	#15
induction The Brit! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Across the Pond! Posts: 694	LOL @Deuce thanks for the "pit pass" Maby I'll breig my Hilti TE-54 or TE-25 so Chris can get out of that hole he just dug lmao. __________________ *Restored 1965 Coupe* *April Mare of the Month* RiceHatersClub Member #27

08-14-2002, 12:34 PM	#17
induction The Brit! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Across the Pond! Posts: 694	LOL tireburner & deuce you guys are too funny Would anyone here like to see our wine list? ROFLMAO!! __________________ *Restored 1965 Coupe* *April Mare of the Month* RiceHatersClub Member #27

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