The Random Thoughts Thread.

mustangman65_79 · 10-19-2003, 04:19 AM

Saw this on another forum, try it out here:

Basically, u put in random thoughts, like

Why do carwash's have roofs on them? are they afraid the cars might get wet?

why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

If a schizophrenic kills himself, is it murder or suicide?

Does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog?

If GOD made us, who made GOD?

or off the well stuff like this

If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay 3 3/4 eggs, how long does it take a grasshopper to eat the seeds from a cucumber?

__________________

Go on now, give it a try.

Fox Body · 10-19-2003, 08:53 AM

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make any sound?

If your mom's a pancake maker and your dad's a football player, how many bubble gum wrappers does it take to completely fill a phone booth?

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

mustangman65_79 · 10-19-2003, 03:00 PM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Sicy Stang · 10-19-2003, 11:03 PM

I'm thinking I want to go make some nachos

Crazy Horse GT · 10-19-2003, 11:36 PM

i think i'm gonna go get a beer, let me know if you hear the top pop ?

cyberstang5.0 · 10-21-2003, 10:41 AM

If you throw a cat out the window, does it turn into kitty litter?

If you make a cow laugh, does milk come out of its nose?

CobraJet428 · 10-21-2003, 11:43 AM

I like the kitty litter thing...that's funny.

Here's a southern vocabulary/thesaurus lesson:

1. gull- a female human being
2 fixin' to- to prepare or get ready to do something. ex."I'm fixing to go to work."
3.Y'all- the plural form of "you".
4. You'uns- the moutain version of y'all.
5. boot- the trunk of a car (used in UK too)
6. warn't- a contraction of the words "was not." (common in the tobacco country of eastern NC).ex." I warn't the one who got caught speeding."

BLOCKER · 10-21-2003, 09:24 PM

- If women ruled the world would missiles still be called missiles?

- If a man makes a statement and a woman is not around to hear it, is he still wrong?

- why is it called an elbow?

erl2589 · 10-21-2003, 09:52 PM

If a bunch of leprechauns are cunning runts what is the girls track team?

If you were in a tree with a fag would you get down?

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 10-21-2003, 10:06 PM

if 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year

why are there locks on the doors?

Sicy Stang · 10-21-2003, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cyberstang5.0
If you throw a cat out the window, does it turn into kitty litter?

You'll never learn will you

Snakeman · 10-22-2003, 12:42 AM

Why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

and speaking of the Dutch...
are they all tightwads insisting on each paying their own way?

Cameron · 10-22-2003, 11:21 AM

if you are traveling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn your headlights on?

if you rack a bear in the nuts be prepared to die.

if nothing sticks to teflon (spelling) how do they get it to stick to the pan

when a cat is done licking its *** why do they give you that far off stare.

sweet!

Fox Body · 10-22-2003, 12:58 PM

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

Is it possible to have less than a "pair" of pants. Can I just have one pant???

(my own thoughts)

Is it possible to have less than a "pair" of scissors. Can I just have one scissor???

(my own thoughts)

Why in America do most sports cars' speedometers go up to 140 or more when the highest speed limit is, like, 70 mph? (my own thoughts)

Who do you suppose was the first person to think "That cow over there has those thingies hanging down. Think I'll pull on them and drink whatever comes out!

If 'practice makes perfect' and 'nobodies perfect', why bother practicing?

They told me it could never be done.... so I didn't bother trying....

What is a synonym for the word "synonym"? (my own thoughts)

What is a homonym for the word "homonym?" (my own stupid thoughts)

Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

Why doesn't nitrous oxide help me run faster? (my lame thoughts

)

LxMustangRacer · 10-24-2003, 01:36 PM

is there color without light?

erl2589 · 10-26-2003, 12:11 AM

Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain,
and that's where you get shitty ideas from

mustangman65_79 · 10-26-2003, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by erl2589
Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain,
and that's where you get shitty ideas from

That is just too funny

Sicy Stang · 10-27-2003, 02:06 PM

I'm thinking how sweet my car looks now that I got the windows tinted

GodStang · 10-27-2003, 04:31 PM

If you clone yourself and have sex with it is it insest or masterbation?

10-19-2003, 04:19 AM	#1
mustangman65_79 My poor 79 RIP Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Suisun City, Posts: 2,320	The Random Thoughts Thread. Saw this on another forum, try it out here: Basically, u put in random thoughts, like Why do carwash's have roofs on them? are they afraid the cars might get wet? why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway? If a schizophrenic kills himself, is it murder or suicide? Does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog? If GOD made us, who made GOD? or off the well stuff like this If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay 3 3/4 eggs, how long does it take a grasshopper to eat the seeds from a cucumber? __________________ Go on now, give it a try. __________________ '84 mustang GT turbo '85 LTD '89 Camaro Irocz z28 '94 Lightning '96 Trans am

10-19-2003, 08:53 AM	#2
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make any sound? If your mom's a pancake maker and your dad's a football player, how many bubble gum wrappers does it take to completely fill a phone booth? What is the sound of one hand clapping? __________________ 351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang Ghia notchback '79 Video @ Idle Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl 'glass hood, C4 w/ Transgo shift kit, Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake; Fluidyne Al radiator, Flexalite 175 electric fan, 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, FRPP Al driveshaft; S&W 6-point cage; 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters, 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s; Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 275/50/15 Nitto NT 555R Drag Radials; 14 x 4” K&N X-stream air filter. '92 GT (5-speed) Small In Car Video Stock 5.0L, 2-chamber Flowmasters, MAC CAI, Tri-Ax, Al pedals... "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

10-19-2003, 03:00 PM	#3
mustangman65_79 My poor 79 RIP Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Suisun City, Posts: 2,320	How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? __________________ '84 mustang GT turbo '85 LTD '89 Camaro Irocz z28 '94 Lightning '96 Trans am

10-19-2003, 11:36 PM	#5
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10-21-2003, 11:43 AM	#7
CobraJet428 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Pickens,SC Posts: 130	That's funny.. I like the kitty litter thing...that's funny. Here's a southern vocabulary/thesaurus lesson: 1. gull- a female human being 2 fixin' to- to prepare or get ready to do something. ex."I'm fixing to go to work." 3.Y'all- the plural form of "you". 4. You'uns- the moutain version of y'all. 5. boot- the trunk of a car (used in UK too) 6. warn't- a contraction of the words "was not." (common in the tobacco country of eastern NC).ex." I warn't the one who got caught speeding." __________________ ....only in a Mustang, Mark Holliday Rice Haters Club Member #237 2007 Vista Blue Mustang GT Convertible w/black top and charcoal interior, 18-in. polished aluminum wheels. 1978 Ford F150 Ranger Longbed, 400M w/automatic and 2 fuel tanks...get the picture? 1993 Mustang GT Dark Blue/Grey 2-tone. Flowmaster Mufflers and blackouts on the headlights. RIP (10/31/99). 1968 Mustang 6 cyl/C4 automatic 1938 Ford Pickup, Flathead V8 (85HP) with granny 4-speed..a restoration work in progress.

10-19-2003, 11:03 PM	#4
Sicy Stang Sizzlin' Sicilian Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: California Posts: 502	I'm thinking I want to go make some nachos

10-21-2003, 10:41 AM	#6
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	If you throw a cat out the window, does it turn into kitty litter? If you make a cow laugh, does milk come out of its nose?

10-21-2003, 09:24 PM	#8
BLOCKER Registered Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: EDMONTON, Alberta, Canada Posts: 232	- If women ruled the world would missiles still be called missiles? - If a man makes a statement and a woman is not around to hear it, is he still wrong? - why is it called an elbow? __________________ -1988 MUSTANG COBRA GT (Canadian...eh!) -1987 Mustang LX coupe (2.3L) -1978 Harley Davidson FLH -2008 Harley Davidson Nightster 1200 -2008 Harley Davidson Night Rod Special -1997 Jaguar XK8 Convertable

10-21-2003, 09:52 PM	#9
erl2589 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Yucaipa, CA, USA Posts: 146	If a bunch of leprechauns are cunning runts what is the girls track team? If you were in a tree with a fag would you get down?

10-21-2003, 10:06 PM	#10
MidNiteBlu 5.0 I got something to say Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,557	if 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors? __________________ 91 LX Hatch 5.0 - made for the twisties 89 LX Hatchback 5.0 5spd. stolen/stripped 4/7/05 http://www.mustangworks.com/cgi-bin/...splay.cgi?3494 1987 Toyota Pickup Ricer Haters Club Member #33 Want a custom gauge cluster for your Vintage Mustang? www.jmeenterprises.com

10-22-2003, 12:42 AM	#12
Snakeman Registered Member Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Grass Valley, CA, USA Posts: 1,389	if people from Poland are Poles... Why aren't people from Holland called Holes? and speaking of the Dutch... are they all tightwads insisting on each paying their own way? __________________ LX ~vs~ Camaro

10-22-2003, 11:21 AM	#13
Cameron Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 39	if you are traveling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn your headlights on? if you rack a bear in the nuts be prepared to die. if nothing sticks to teflon (spelling) how do they get it to stick to the pan when a cat is done licking its *** why do they give you that far off stare. sweet! __________________ 2002 GT stock 1992 GT carbed 351

10-22-2003, 12:58 PM	#14
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. Is it possible to have less than a "pair" of pants. Can I just have one pant??? (my own thoughts) Is it possible to have less than a "pair" of scissors. Can I just have one scissor??? (my own thoughts) Why in America do most sports cars' speedometers go up to 140 or more when the highest speed limit is, like, 70 mph? (my own thoughts) Who do you suppose was the first person to think "That cow over there has those thingies hanging down. Think I'll pull on them and drink whatever comes out! If 'practice makes perfect' and 'nobodies perfect', why bother practicing? They told me it could never be done.... so I didn't bother trying.... What is a synonym for the word "synonym"? (my own thoughts) What is a homonym for the word "homonym?" (my own stupid thoughts) Why does your nose run, and your feet smell? Why doesn't nitrous oxide help me run faster? (my lame thoughts ) __________________ 351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang Ghia notchback '79 Video @ Idle Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl 'glass hood, C4 w/ Transgo shift kit, Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake; Fluidyne Al radiator, Flexalite 175 electric fan, 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, FRPP Al driveshaft; S&W 6-point cage; 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters, 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s; Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 275/50/15 Nitto NT 555R Drag Radials; 14 x 4” K&N X-stream air filter. '92 GT (5-speed) Small In Car Video Stock 5.0L, 2-chamber Flowmasters, MAC CAI, Tri-Ax, Al pedals... "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

10-24-2003, 01:36 PM	#15
LxMustangRacer Registered Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Allendale, Mi Posts: 137	is there color without light? __________________ 1994 Mustang GT Convertible

10-26-2003, 12:11 AM	#16
erl2589 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Yucaipa, CA, USA Posts: 146	Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from

10-27-2003, 02:06 PM	#18
Sicy Stang Sizzlin' Sicilian Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: California Posts: 502	I'm thinking how sweet my car looks now that I got the windows tinted

10-27-2003, 04:31 PM	#19
GodStang College Stanger Join Date: May 1999 Location: Aiken,south carolina, usa Posts: 1,097	If you clone yourself and have sex with it is it insest or masterbation? __________________ 2003 Sonic Blue Cobra

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