Check your firing order, timing, and plug wires. No, go DOUBLE CHECK your firing order!

Be sure to remove the spOUT connector when setting timing. If you really wanna reset the computer, just disconnect the battery for >5 minutes and reconnect. I really doubt this will help though. Did you disconnect the coolant temperature sensor or something, and forget to reconnect it?
You sure that oil pump isn't seized or something? I'd pull the distributor and check that if the ignition checks out. Something smells funny. Good luck.