rice music

0h n0 5.0 · 10-30-2002, 10:15 PM

check it out..

that title is bitter irony isn't it?

RICE BOY
(sung to the tune of Beck's "Loser")

In the midst of real sports cars mine is a joke,
rice in my veins, my front tires go up in smoke
with the plastic headlight covers, spray paint the tail lights,
bass kickin' with the latest rap and dance vibes,

flash the headlights and rev it in neutral,
another import car with a Rice Boy at the cruise control,
I'm out of touch with what a real sports car should be,
got lots of decals, took out the back seat,

so I'm hanging, waxing the paint (it's Zaino. Word.)
have to brag about
my new K&N cone filter. my fat tires scrape the curb,
but don't believe everything that you see,
My car's been lowered, but it wasn't done professionally

shave a few tenths off the quarter with some hotter spark
I'm saving my money, adding in neon for cruising after dark.
Yo! Cut it

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me,
Coffee can exhaust!

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me,
Type R Hyundai Sonata!

Spent too much money on this import sports impostah
techno dance blaring my bass is throbbin'
ride's got six pairs of amps and some funky kanji,
hand on the carbon fiber shift knob, hope that new Camaro don't see me,

Got the ugly bright paint job, chrome rims, twin six inch white racing stripes
and four ion blue colored Pia daytime running lights
but nothing looks as good as my spoiler and my two foot rear wing
built my own custom sub box but it barely fits in the back of this tiny thing

I can't drive it fast and I can't accelerate,
traded the Civic for the Integra,
big Vtech and Type R decals make it look great
but my ride is still a piece of crap, I rev it to eight grand,
my exhaust sounds like a wet fart that's blown through a coffee can

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
gettin' crazy with the decals

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
drive by hydraulic bounce

yo bring it on down

(em stcepser ydobon tub ybab ,yobeciR a m'I, ebannaw resop a m'I ,oS)

I'm a driver, I'm a winner
things are gonna' change I can feel it

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
I think I'll polish my intake

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
Put some nitrous on the KIA

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
Vtech emblem adds five horsepower, word.

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
Hyundai builds the best sports cars. You know what I'm sayin'

Relate.

_______________________________________________
Music by Beck. Lyrics by Black Echo.

Crazy Horse GT · 10-30-2002, 11:10 PM

rotflmao, damn my printer is outta ink.

10-31-2002, 12:42 AM

lmao, damn dude thats funny

NotchJohnson · 10-31-2002, 10:03 PM

Haha Awesome! I love the chorus.

srv1 · 10-31-2002, 10:09 PM

Oh NO! Good one! very funny! did you make that one up?

here is mine that i wrote that i posted awhile back. just think "Lil' Duece Coupe" by the beach boys

Little rice Coupe
You already know what I got
Little rice Coupe
You already know what I got

Well I'm just braggin' babe so do put me down
But I've got the slowest set of wheels in town
When something comes up to me i just start to cry
Cause I have a set of wings man maybe one day she could fly
She's my little rice coupe
You already know what I got
(My little rice coupe)
(You already know what I got)

Just a little rice coupe with a VTEC mill
But she'll walk a Yugo like (she's) it's standin' still
She's got big wings and she's stickered and looks poor.
She'll do ninety three with the top end floored
She's my little rice coupe
You already know what I got
(My little rice coupe)
(You already know what I got)

She's got a auto meter tach with an auto on the floor
And she farts like a slob behind a bathroom door
And that is enough to make you squid,
There's one more thing, I got the slow time slip daddy

And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she farts 'em outta style like you never seen
Its got wierd shapes and it's definetly queer,
When I can't get rubber in any gears

She's my little rice coupe
You already know what I got
(My little rice coupe)
(You already know what I got)
She's my little rice coupe
You already know what I got
(My little rice coupe)
(You already know what I got)
She's my little rice coupe
You already know what I got

10-31-2002, 11:37 PM

lol, srv1 thats a good one too.

Crazy Horse GT · 10-31-2002, 11:42 PM

good one srv1, lmao, heheh.

NotchJohnson · 11-01-2002, 02:33 PM

Smoke a Yugo like its standin still! Thats classic man, I love it!

slooooooooow5.0 · 11-02-2002, 10:30 AM

LMAO

Mercury · 11-04-2002, 12:46 AM

Oh No 5.0, and SRV, those are hilarouis. I love them. I feel inspired now.

joinrdie · 11-05-2002, 02:09 AM

That's not *that* funny.

10-30-2002, 10:15 PM	#1
0h n0 5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Birmingham, Alabama Posts: 371	rice music check it out.. that title is bitter irony isn't it? RICE BOY (sung to the tune of Beck's "Loser") In the midst of real sports cars mine is a joke, rice in my veins, my front tires go up in smoke with the plastic headlight covers, spray paint the tail lights, bass kickin' with the latest rap and dance vibes, flash the headlights and rev it in neutral, another import car with a Rice Boy at the cruise control, I'm out of touch with what a real sports car should be, got lots of decals, took out the back seat, so I'm hanging, waxing the paint (it's Zaino. Word.) have to brag about my new K&N cone filter. my fat tires scrape the curb, but don't believe everything that you see, My car's been lowered, but it wasn't done professionally shave a few tenths off the quarter with some hotter spark I'm saving my money, adding in neon for cruising after dark. Yo! Cut it So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me, Coffee can exhaust! So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me, Type R Hyundai Sonata! Spent too much money on this import sports impostah techno dance blaring my bass is throbbin' ride's got six pairs of amps and some funky kanji, hand on the carbon fiber shift knob, hope that new Camaro don't see me, Got the ugly bright paint job, chrome rims, twin six inch white racing stripes and four ion blue colored Pia daytime running lights but nothing looks as good as my spoiler and my two foot rear wing built my own custom sub box but it barely fits in the back of this tiny thing I can't drive it fast and I can't accelerate, traded the Civic for the Integra, big Vtech and Type R decals make it look great but my ride is still a piece of crap, I rev it to eight grand, my exhaust sounds like a wet fart that's blown through a coffee can So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me gettin' crazy with the decals So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me drive by hydraulic bounce yo bring it on down (em stcepser ydobon tub ybab ,yobeciR a m'I, ebannaw resop a m'I ,oS) I'm a driver, I'm a winner things are gonna' change I can feel it So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me I think I'll polish my intake So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me Put some nitrous on the KIA So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me Vtech emblem adds five horsepower, word. So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me Hyundai builds the best sports cars. You know what I'm sayin' Relate. _______________________________________________ Music by Beck. Lyrics by Black Echo. __________________ 0h n0 5.0 Alias:94five0, Vr00m, Black Shuck 1994 GT 5.0l

10-30-2002, 11:10 PM	#2
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	rotflmao, damn my printer is outta ink. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

10-31-2002, 10:03 PM	#4
NotchJohnson Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Florida Keys Posts: 593	Haha Awesome! I love the chorus. __________________ 89 notch-finally not stock!! ported gt40's, ported cobra intake, 65mm tb, 75mm maf, mac cai, lt's,prochamber, fms 1.6 rr, 125 shot.

10-31-2002, 10:09 PM	#5
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	? Oh NO! Good one! very funny! did you make that one up? here is mine that i wrote that i posted awhile back. just think "Lil' Duece Coupe" by the beach boys Little rice Coupe You already know what I got Little rice Coupe You already know what I got Well I'm just braggin' babe so do put me down But I've got the slowest set of wheels in town When something comes up to me i just start to cry Cause I have a set of wings man maybe one day she could fly She's my little rice coupe You already know what I got (My little rice coupe) (You already know what I got) Just a little rice coupe with a VTEC mill But she'll walk a Yugo like (she's) it's standin' still She's got big wings and she's stickered and looks poor. She'll do ninety three with the top end floored She's my little rice coupe You already know what I got (My little rice coupe) (You already know what I got) She's got a auto meter tach with an auto on the floor And she farts like a slob behind a bathroom door And that is enough to make you squid, There's one more thing, I got the slow time slip daddy And comin' off the line when the light turns green Well she farts 'em outta style like you never seen Its got wierd shapes and it's definetly queer, When I can't get rubber in any gears She's my little rice coupe You already know what I got (My little rice coupe) (You already know what I got) She's my little rice coupe You already know what I got (My little rice coupe) (You already know what I got) She's my little rice coupe You already know what I got __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

10-31-2002, 11:42 PM	#7
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	good one srv1, lmao, heheh. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

10-31-2002, 12:42 AM	#3
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lmao, damn dude thats funny

10-31-2002, 11:37 PM	#6
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lol, srv1 thats a good one too.

11-01-2002, 02:33 PM	#8
NotchJohnson Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Florida Keys Posts: 593	Smoke a Yugo like its standin still! Thats classic man, I love it! __________________ 89 notch-finally not stock!! ported gt40's, ported cobra intake, 65mm tb, 75mm maf, mac cai, lt's,prochamber, fms 1.6 rr, 125 shot.

11-02-2002, 10:30 AM	#9
slooooooooow5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 2	LMAO __________________ 88 Mustang LX 5.0 (slightly modded)

11-04-2002, 12:46 AM	#10
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	Oh No 5.0, and SRV, those are hilarouis. I love them. I feel inspired now.

11-05-2002, 02:09 AM	#11
joinrdie Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Aurora/Boulder, CO Posts: 57	That's not that funny. __________________ '73 Mach 1 351C+.030" 2V, FMX Holley 750, Edelbrock, Hedman, Lunati Cam http://www.mach-sr1.org

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