You are all diseased

bigwhitecobra · 11-05-2001, 12:03 AM

You may not know it, but you have all been infected with a serious virus. It is not life threatening. Some of you may know you have it. You may even know it's name.
Others are not so lucky.
It's called HORSEPOWER, and you should be so lucky as to have it.

There is no cure, treatment, or even an ointment.

This has been a public service anouncement.

Later.

69fastback · 11-05-2001, 12:25 AM

I quess i am really lucky. I have the torque virus mixed in there with the horespower. think that is why i love them BB so much.

RAGE_5.0 · 11-05-2001, 11:11 AM

oh thank god i'm not the only one with the torque virus also.......
i also have a case of the lead foot when i take off causing 2 thick black patches....does anyone know how to cure this?

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Black 1990 gt cobra bonestock
not for long

Vector · 11-05-2001, 12:45 PM

Drive a 4-banger

Coupe Devil · 11-05-2001, 02:02 PM

Hey man, my little 4 banger will leave ONE real ggod patch when you kick it real hard. I mean REEEAAALLL hard though.

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'93 lx notch 4 banger (drive it to work currently), Using the 306, 8.8 posi, 4.10's, summit rear cover, elec. fan, cowl hood, wieand stealth intake, Heddman 1-3/4 long tubes, holley 650 d.p.carb., built c-?, e-303, full autometer guages, msd box, mallory unilite dist, and coil, roll cage, summit seat, subs, 15x10's in the back with slicks, skinnies up front, custom dash, all in use for 1988 Hatch Drag Car.

haulin'balz · 11-05-2001, 02:44 PM

It's very comforting to me to know that I'm in such good company!

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'90 5.0 LX - heads, intake, cam, fuel delivery, gears, full exhaust, pulleys, ignition, drag springs, front brake upgrade, a/c delete, K&N cone filter charger.......and much more!
1/4 mile: 12.29 @113
60': 1.78

my ride

TXinPA · 11-06-2001, 09:47 PM

Ihave a severe infection. And the doctor said it's incurable!!!!

Topless In Texas · 11-08-2001, 12:36 AM

hahahahhah...Great idea for a thread...
Hey, dont knock those 4 bangers...I got a ticket LAST Thanksgiving in a borrowed 4 banger, going out to AutoRama to tend to Topless and got busted for going 88 in a 60!!!

Just too slow out of the hole though!!!

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1994 GT CONVERTIBLE
TOPLESS IN TEXAS Girls can too's July "Mare of the Month"

Perf. Red,MAC Cold Air Ind.,K&N,Motorsport Underdrive Pulleys,MAC OffRoad H-Pipe,SVO/BORLA Side exaust /Custom Paint Skirts, 3.55, Light bar,Cobra WhiteFace 5 color Ind.Gauges, Cobra Clear Headlights,'96-'97 Taillights,Custom Pony HeadRests.Alum. GT Pedals, Alum.GT Scuff Plates, 12 Disk C.D.,Lotta Chrome

11-05-2001, 12:03 AM	#1
bigwhitecobra Huh? Whatcha said? Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fayetteville, NC Posts: 1,073	You are all diseased You may not know it, but you have all been infected with a serious virus. It is not life threatening. Some of you may know you have it. You may even know it's name. Others are not so lucky. It's called HORSEPOWER, and you should be so lucky as to have it. There is no cure, treatment, or even an ointment. This has been a public service anouncement. Later.

11-05-2001, 12:25 AM	#2
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	I quess i am really lucky. I have the torque virus mixed in there with the horespower. think that is why i love them BB so much.

11-05-2001, 11:11 AM	#3
RAGE_5.0 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Leamington, Ontario, Canada Posts: 767	oh thank god i'm not the only one with the torque virus also....... i also have a case of the lead foot when i take off causing 2 thick black patches....does anyone know how to cure this? ------------------ Black 1990 gt cobra bonestock not for long

11-05-2001, 12:45 PM	#4
Vector Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Comox, BC, Canada Posts: 119	Drive a 4-banger

11-05-2001, 02:02 PM	#5
Coupe Devil Moderator Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Myrtle Beach SC Posts: 1,643	Hey man, my little 4 banger will leave ONE real ggod patch when you kick it real hard. I mean REEEAAALLL hard though. ------------------ '93 lx notch 4 banger (drive it to work currently), Using the 306, 8.8 posi, 4.10's, summit rear cover, elec. fan, cowl hood, wieand stealth intake, Heddman 1-3/4 long tubes, holley 650 d.p.carb., built c-?, e-303, full autometer guages, msd box, mallory unilite dist, and coil, roll cage, summit seat, subs, 15x10's in the back with slicks, skinnies up front, custom dash, all in use for 1988 Hatch Drag Car.

11-05-2001, 02:44 PM	#6
haulin'balz The Notorious One Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: NY Posts: 51	It's very comforting to me to know that I'm in such good company! ------------------ '90 5.0 LX - heads, intake, cam, fuel delivery, gears, full exhaust, pulleys, ignition, drag springs, front brake upgrade, a/c delete, K&N cone filter charger.......and much more! 1/4 mile: 12.29 @113 60': 1.78 my ride

11-06-2001, 09:47 PM	#7
TXinPA Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 120	Ihave a severe infection. And the doctor said it's incurable!!!!

11-08-2001, 12:36 AM	#8
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	hahahahhah...Great idea for a thread... Hey, dont knock those 4 bangers...I got a ticket LAST Thanksgiving in a borrowed 4 banger, going out to AutoRama to tend to Topless and got busted for going 88 in a 60!!! Just too slow out of the hole though!!! ------------------ 1994 GT CONVERTIBLE TOPLESS IN TEXAS Girls can too's July "Mare of the Month" Perf. Red,MAC Cold Air Ind.,K&N,Motorsport Underdrive Pulleys,MAC OffRoad H-Pipe,SVO/BORLA Side exaust /Custom Paint Skirts, 3.55, Light bar,Cobra WhiteFace 5 color Ind.Gauges, Cobra Clear Headlights,'96-'97 Taillights,Custom Pony HeadRests.Alum. GT Pedals, Alum.GT Scuff Plates, 12 Disk C.D.,Lotta Chrome