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Old 12-31-2001, 09:18 PM   #1
tireburner163
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Default More answers to. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Karl Marx: To seize the means of production and escape the alienation of the proletaritat.

Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. CHickens in motion tend to cross the road.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. (my favorite)

Groucho Marx: Chicken? What's all this talk about chickens? Why, I had a uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt would have divorced him, but she needed the eggs.

I hope you all get a good laugh off this one

later,
Josh, aka the tireburner
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