You know you drive a rice-burner when...

Mustang_289 · 05-03-2002, 06:17 PM

Let's have some fun with this, came out of Mustang Monthly current issue, feel free to add to it:

You find yourself using the excuse "Yoo, but you got twice as many cylindaz" after every race

Your gumby pants make it hard to shift

You have stickers for parts you don't have

When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter

Your exhaust tip diameter is four times the inner muffler diameter

Birds make nests on your spoiler because it's taller than the trees

You will only race if the ohter guy removes four spark plugs

You have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 1.8L engine badge

You brag about having nitrous and have a 15:50 dial-in

The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars

You've spent more money on stickers and stripes than you did on actual performance mods

You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin

Your tach is bigger than your head

You have a shift light and your car is an automatic

Your bright green $3000 air filter is bigger than your engine

chatcher · 05-03-2002, 08:06 PM

your wheels and tires cost more than your car did

silver_pilate · 05-03-2002, 08:46 PM

If every lawn-care enthusiast looks around as you drive by trying to spy who has the "hopped up" weed eater.

Oh, and gotta love the fire extinguishers on the A-pillars.

--nathan

chatcher · 05-04-2002, 08:16 AM

you refinanced your trailer so you could get the stereo system you wanted

Stang Runner · 05-04-2002, 08:21 AM

dont for get the FAKE RollBars that they have out there I Could not belive it it says Look and feel like a Racer with it.. and it was Just over 300 for a FAKE 4 Point one..LOL LOL

srv1 · 05-04-2002, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stang Runner
dont for get the FAKE RollBars that they have out there I Could not belive it it says Look and feel like a Racer with it.. and it was Just over 300 for a FAKE 4 Point one..LOL LOL

where did you see this? give us a link so we can laugh!

srv1 · 05-04-2002, 08:29 AM

when torque steer is a "kewl thing"

Stang Runner · 05-04-2002, 08:35 AM

in Jeg's http://www.jegs.com/cgi-bin/ncommerc...610&prmenbr=76

Dark_5.0 · 05-04-2002, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stang Runner
in Jeg's http://www.jegs.com/cgi-bin/ncommerc...610&prmenbr=76

OMG!!! I thought that you were kidding,......That has got to be the saddest thing I have ever seen.

Have you seen the fake intercooler

Damn ricers,

chatcher · 05-04-2002, 10:44 AM

your first mod is a seatbelt cover

chatcher · 05-04-2002, 04:48 PM

your tailights look like they came off the millineum falcon(star wars)

PeTr0 · 05-04-2002, 05:15 PM

Your muffler says "Maxwell House" or when no matter what model rice burner u drive it is a "Type R"

05-03-2002, 06:17 PM	#1
Mustang_289 Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 512	You know you drive a rice-burner when... Let's have some fun with this, came out of Mustang Monthly current issue, feel free to add to it: You find yourself using the excuse "Yoo, but you got twice as many cylindaz" after every race Your gumby pants make it hard to shift You have stickers for parts you don't have When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter Your exhaust tip diameter is four times the inner muffler diameter Birds make nests on your spoiler because it's taller than the trees You will only race if the ohter guy removes four spark plugs You have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 1.8L engine badge You brag about having nitrous and have a 15:50 dial-in The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars You've spent more money on stickers and stripes than you did on actual performance mods You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin Your tach is bigger than your head You have a shift light and your car is an automatic Your bright green $3000 air filter is bigger than your engine

05-03-2002, 08:06 PM	#2
chatcher Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: butler pa Posts: 303	your wheels and tires cost more than your car did __________________ 92lx wannabe saleen

05-03-2002, 08:46 PM	#3
silver_pilate DURKA DURKA!! Join Date: Sep 1997 Location: Lubbock, TX...(TX panhandle) Posts: 1,418	If every lawn-care enthusiast looks around as you drive by trying to spy who has the "hopped up" weed eater. Oh, and gotta love the fire extinguishers on the A-pillars. --nathan __________________ '91 GT, Coast 347, 9.5:1 compression, full intake, Wolverine 1087 cam, exhaust, Keith Craft ported Windsor Jr. Irons (235 cfm intake, 195 cfm exhaust), AOD, PI 3500 converter, Lentech valve body, 3.73's (4.10's in the works), and Yokohama ES100's out back. Daily Car: '04 Infiniti G35 Sedan 6MT

05-04-2002, 08:16 AM	#4
chatcher Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: butler pa Posts: 303	you refinanced your trailer so you could get the stereo system you wanted __________________ 92lx wannabe saleen

05-04-2002, 08:21 AM	#5
Stang Runner Registered Member Join Date: Jun 1999 Location: Walker, MI, USA Posts: 1,202	dont for get the FAKE RollBars that they have out there I Could not belive it it says Look and feel like a Racer with it.. and it was Just over 300 for a FAKE 4 Point one..LOL LOL __________________ Engine: steel mounts, Under drive pulleys, K&N, GT-40 Intake ported Lower, No power steering, No A/C, Mac cold intake, 65MM TB, 255 Fuel pump, 24's, AFR 165 58cc, Rocker Arms 1.7with the stock Cam, 1 5/8 short headers, offRoad X-pipe Drive Train: 3.55, T-5 with a Pro 5.0 shifter 12.656@107.71MPH See It at www.T-racing.com/mustang.htm

05-04-2002, 08:29 AM	#7
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	when torque steer is a "kewl thing" __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

05-04-2002, 08:35 AM	#8
Stang Runner Registered Member Join Date: Jun 1999 Location: Walker, MI, USA Posts: 1,202	in Jeg's http://www.jegs.com/cgi-bin/ncommerc...610&prmenbr=76 __________________ Engine: steel mounts, Under drive pulleys, K&N, GT-40 Intake ported Lower, No power steering, No A/C, Mac cold intake, 65MM TB, 255 Fuel pump, 24's, AFR 165 58cc, Rocker Arms 1.7with the stock Cam, 1 5/8 short headers, offRoad X-pipe Drive Train: 3.55, T-5 with a Pro 5.0 shifter 12.656@107.71MPH See It at www.T-racing.com/mustang.htm

05-04-2002, 10:44 AM	#10
chatcher Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: butler pa Posts: 303	your first mod is a seatbelt cover __________________ 92lx wannabe saleen

05-04-2002, 04:48 PM	#11
chatcher Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: butler pa Posts: 303	your tailights look like they came off the millineum falcon(star wars) __________________ 92lx wannabe saleen

05-04-2002, 05:15 PM	#12
PeTr0 Registered Member Join Date: Jun 1999 Location: Chicago, IL, USA Posts: 286	Your muffler says "Maxwell House" or when no matter what model rice burner u drive it is a "Type R" __________________ Red 1993 Gt- 3.55 gears,flowmasters,BBK Shortie Headers, BBK Hi-Flow H-Pipe, BBK cold air induction w/K&N, Pro 5.0 shifer,UPR Adjustable cable and quad, 130 amp alt., underdrives,65mm T-body,MegaBite Jr. Lowers and Heavy Duty HPM uppers, Koni Yellow struts & Shocks, FMS 'B' Springs, Aluminum Driveshaft, MSD 6AL and blaster tfi coil, sony cd player and changer, kicker component speakers, Kenwood Excelon amp, 2 12" subs in the hatch,Cobra R Rims and Nitto NT555 all around, timing bumped to 13 deg., ADS Superchip, and mobil 1 oil lubing the 302.

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