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Mustangbelle306 03-21-2001 03:53 AM

THE GREAT FEMALE BATHROOM MYSTERY!!!
 
Well, this may seem like a rather tasteless subject, but I think it shows the different attitudes between the sexes pretty well!

My discussion with Inferno this morning:

HCannonJr: i could have said i am taking a sh!t
GT306Chick: lol
HCannonJr: whats so funny....everyone does it
GT306Chick: NO
GT306Chick: I fluff
HCannonJr: no...you sh!t
GT306Chick: no
GT306Chick: i fluff
HCannonJr: sh!t, sh!t, sh!t
GT306Chick: fluff
GT306Chick: Fluff
GT306Chick: FLUFF!!!!
HCannonJr: you sh!t and that is final
GT306Chick: :-(
GT306Chick: but it sounds so ughhhh
HCannonJr: fluff sounds stupid....real stupid
GT306Chick: :-( no it doesnnnn't


Just thought it was kinda funny, and tell me you guys don't hear us chicks say this kind of crap all the time!!!

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Unit 5302 03-21-2001 04:01 AM

Guy's also take "craps." It's also been called, dropping friends off at the pool, relasing sewer sharks, and several others on South Park, hehe.

I have never heard any one call it "fluff" before, do you live off cotton candy? http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/wink.gif

84_GT350 03-21-2001 04:04 AM

I dunno...I always think it's hilarious when girls fart or burp and do crazy sh!t like that around guys. I guess I've always liked girls that were "just one of the guys" (hence the obsession with Mustang/car girls). But yeah...I've heard girls say funny stuff like that. I think some men are under the impression that women only go to the bathroom to powder their noses or some crap like that.

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inferno 03-21-2001 04:08 AM

Nope...they go to sh!t!!! http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/wink.gif

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inferno 03-21-2001 04:09 AM

Why do girls always seem to have nice terms for things that aren't nice?

86GT 03-21-2001 10:33 AM

One of my favourite sayings... "takin' a dump" (not grammatically correct of course, but hey, it sounds good). http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/wink.gif

ed1371 03-21-2001 11:29 AM

umm, if you "fluff" you may want to eat foods that are a little more binding...foods such as cheeses or or lean meats http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/wink.gif

RedLilPony 03-21-2001 01:45 PM

Quote:

dropping friends off at the pool

OMG that is TO FUNNY!!!!!!

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spinemup 03-21-2001 01:56 PM

I DON'T FLUFF OR TAKE A CRAP........
I DROP A DUECE

inferno 03-21-2001 02:10 PM

You all sh!t!!!!!! http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/biggrin.gif http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/biggrin.gif http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/biggrin.gif http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/biggrin.gif

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ed1371 03-21-2001 02:31 PM

I was wondering...

since the past tense of "sit" is "sat"
wouldn't the same apply for sh!t?
shat?

yesterday I shat...I have shat...you should have seen the sh!t I shat a few minutes ago!

/me wonders when this thread is going to be closed!

[This message has been edited by ed1371 (edited 03-21-2001).]

Tod 03-21-2001 02:45 PM

I was wondering...
since the past tense of "sit" is "sat"
wouldn't the same apply for sh!t?
shat?

yesterday I shat...I have shat...you should have seen the sh!t I shat a few minutes ago!

LOL ed, that is too funny. but very well thought of http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/wink.gif

It's true that females take the "kinder, gentler" description of things(most of them anyway http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/wink.gif) happens all the time with the girls i am friends with. actually....i think the cool ones are the ones that can expell "inner gasses" with effectiveness. (how's that for kinder and gentler lol) it was worth a shot i guess.


stizzity 03-21-2001 03:20 PM

yeah girls do say some weird things like they 'fluff' instead of sh!t. personally i like the phrase of smashing a dookie. that's just me though.

redhot 03-21-2001 03:26 PM

Well I am a new user and I already like ya'll. I **** and I rip *** . I am human just like every other woman, and we all do it. Any girl who says she doesn't, believe me she sits in her car and rips one or "fluffs" all the time.

Tod 03-21-2001 03:43 PM

lol, that's kind of a turn-on sometimes(in it's one little way).

Like this one time, me and 2 of my friends were at a resteraunt. And this TOTALLY HOT chick comes walking by our table. while checking out everybody, she totally runs into the doorway, banging her left side. she just picks up her little handbag, puts her shoe back on, smiles, shrugs and walks away. after every stops snickering, we were all like....dang, that was kinda hot. lol

84_GT350 03-22-2001 01:05 AM

I'm afraid I'm with Inferno on this one. We all sh!t and there's no nice way to say it. But oh well...not like it makes any of us a freak or nothin.

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jimberg 03-22-2001 01:19 AM

Tod,

Go to www.m-w.com and look up shat. You'll find that you are correct, it is the past tense of sh*t.

"Pinch a loaf" or "think about the world" are some of my favorites.

DemonGT 03-22-2001 01:22 AM

for some odd reason it always seems like girls dont sh!t nearly as much as men...why is that?

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joe4speed 03-22-2001 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tod:
lol, that's kind of a turn-on sometimes(in it's one little way).

TMI... http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/eek.gif

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Mustangbelle306 03-22-2001 02:22 AM

because we don't eat as much...and we don't eat man food i.e. pork rinds and all that nasty crap!!!! http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/tongue.gif

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Elisha (Mustang Chick Extraordinaire)
1994 GT/Saleen: Cartech intake,4.10s, full exhaust, pulleys, Compucar nitrous kit 125 shot
Sold the 1986 LX sedan :(
http://www.geocities.com/mustangbelle_306
AOL name: GT306Chick



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