The 12 redneck days of Christmas
 

Ok some of our southern members may have heard these before, but I'm bettin some our Yankee....OPPS......ummm.....I mean northern members havn't heard them:D

12 pack of Bud
11 wreseling tickets
10 Copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of Redman
6 cans of Spam
5 flanel shirts
4 big mud tire
3 shotgun shells
2 huntin dogs

Everyone now(draw it out)
And some parts to a Mustang GT!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas everybody

lol that is pretty good.

That was just tooo good. Hope you had a great one we did. Now its Happy New Year Time hope you have a safe and a good one.:D

that was pretty funny

At least you can make fun of yourself, burner.

:D :p ;)

hey tireburner, i wonder if they got the 12 yankee day's of christmas?.i can say yankee hehe, im married to one, uuppss sorry lee haha,it would have to involve moving to fla in there somewhere haha,see ya.:D

Okay. This is scary, I got a 12 pack of Bud, 5 Flannel Shirts, and some Parts to my Mustang GT for X-mass. Actualy.

Dangit. I'm a redneck no way of getting around it. :D

bwhahaha just go with the flow merc!;)

Hey Merc, to be a real Redneck you have to leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa:D

Christmas in the Northwest!
 

So I guess since you have the 12 days for a Redneck.. I would fill you in on the 12 days for the Northwest! Actually it's been changed to ..."For Christmas in the Northwest my true love gave to me..." instead of the traditional "On the __ day of Christmas my true love gave to me..."

Here goes... (clears throat)

For Christmas in the Northwest my true love gave to me....

~ An MVP for Ichiro
~ Two painted pigs (as a form of art, painted pig sculptures were placed throughout seattle)
~ Three Double Talls
~ Fourty days of rain
~ Five SUV's
~ Beds of blooming tulips
~ Scones from the Puyallup (it's an annual fair/amusement park)
~ All of Bill Gates' money
~ Skiing when it's sunny
~ 1/2 year sale at Nordstrom
~ Streams w/ spawning salmon

Now that I read through it, I guess you have to be from the NW to appreciate it.

~ Sorry ~

haha ive been to seattle back in the late 80's,when i was in the navy we docked there for the mariner's fair,or week something like that,we got to go to the kingdom-history- for a baseball game, i liked it,amd vancouver very much ,but your right it rains alot, but everybody was real nice to us,hehe i think punk rock was the big thing back then,it was fun the space needle is cool,see ya.:D