More answers to. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Karl Marx: To seize the means of production and escape the alienation of the proletaritat.

Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. CHickens in motion tend to cross the road.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. (my favorite:D)

Groucho Marx: Chicken? What's all this talk about chickens? Why, I had a uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt would have divorced him, but she needed the eggs.

I hope you all get a good laugh off this one

later,
Josh, aka the tireburner

You're a weird kid, Josh.......:p ;) :D

They were cute, have anymore?:)

Weird? I'm not weird. And don't use my real name.
Hail zolton:D :p :D