BWHAHAHA, you guys gotta read this, LOL
 

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

Haha that is so funny. Shows you how crappy McDonalds is LOL. I hate that stupid restaurant the food tastes horrible imo.

Later

Yeah Mcdonalds sucks
ALL HAIL WENDY"S AND BURGER KING

thanks rage, i needed a laugh i will find out more about that vert & let you knowyou could probably get for less than 4,000 the kid got a ticket & his dad is making him sell it. that appy thing was funny ,i would have hired him too hehe:D

Hehehe...good one. :D

RMAO!!!

I needed a laugh today.

That's been around for a while, and is supposedly real. I'm sure there have been some mods done to it over the years, but it is a great example of how honesty can win you a job.

Take care,
-Chris

Mmmmmm.......McDonald's......I LOVE MCDONALD'S!!

I go there once a week or so. Maybe not quite that often.

I order a #1 (Drink, fries, Big Mac), another Big Mac, and a 6-piece order of chicken nuggets. 200 g of fat and I LOVE IT! One Big Mac in itself is almost 60 g of fat.

All that food for around 7 or 8 bucks! Can't beat that!!!!

I would rather go to In and Out burger. Of course only the people fro msouthern california know what i am talking about. or there is always Cotija where you can get a two pound carne asada burrito for $3.50 :D I think im gonna go there tommorow lol.

Later

Dam, thats a lot of food to put away! How much do you weigh?

Anyway, i agree with you, I could eat big-macs and mcdonalds fries all day. My wife loves the big-macs, and shes so skinny...go figure?

I'm about 5'9" and weigh about 235 lbs......HAHAH!!!! Just kiddin!!!:p ;)

I'm just a small one. 5'9", just under 150 lbs....

Tireburner thinks he's big and tough because he weighs like 215 or whatever....I'd run circles around him....he'd throw a punch and I'd duck out of it and sneak around behind him and smack him in the back of his head.:p:cool: Don't underestimate the small guy (ME!). :D

I will always love McDonalds QP & fries, no matter how unhealthy they decide they are, but MidNiteBlu is correct; In-N-Out Burger is the food of the Gods. Best burger joint on the planet (followed closely by Tommy's Burger).

Take care,
-Chris

Dont they have In-N-out burger's in Las vegas? I think we tried to go to one last time there, but couldnt find it in our state of mind at the time.

Theres just something about that name "In-N-out" that turns me off when it comes to thinking about food, but I did hear they were good.

im 5'9 205lbs...wouldnt hurt to loose a few pounds but im not a huge fatty lumpkin by any means..but why is it that some skinny ppl can eat eat and eat and not gain ...basturds haha anyway..i always get #4 minus pickle and onion..add mayo and bacon..super size..with a high C orange...ooo im hungry now..gota go..haha

yeah, some people eat as much as they want, and others have to be careful not to get fat. I think it has to do with metabolism. everybodys is different.

later

Mach 1-
They were most famous for their bumperstickers, which read:

IN-N-OUT
BURGER

What made them famous was the high school kids that would cut out the first and last letters from the word BURGER.

I'm guilty.

Take care,
-Chris

"What made them famous was the high school kids that would cut out the first and last letters from the word BURGER".

LMAO. I have never heard that before. I thought it was just because they got famous from being a drive through with really good burgers,fries and shakes and sodas (thats all they sell). Anyways thats really good lol.

Later

Psssshhhhhhh:rolleyes: I'd just pick you skinny butt up off the ground and "can" you:D

BTW I weight 230 pounds, but I'm 6'3" so I'm not that fat(not skinny either though;))

:rolleyes:

:cool::p

You're right, that is why the resturant is the best in the world. I was referring to why the stickers were so well known. I think I may still have one somewhere. I'll be right back.