My car was Temporarily Borrowwed Saturday night.
 

Okay, alittle back ground first. I drink alot of fluids. Constantly. I'll take at least 3 Bottles of Brisk Ice Tea out to the parking lot every night. And I'm always having to go pee like every 5 minutes. We go behind a big furniture store thats park of the Plaza at our parking lot. The time we go out there Saturday nights, its deserted and the only real place to go pee.

Well, Saturday it was cold as hell out and I held it as long as I could (For obvious reasons.). I told the guys I'd be back in a minute, cranked my car up and drove down to the furniture store. I left it running so it could get some heat going, I needed everylittle bit of warmth that i could get.

I ran out of my car and went to relieve myself. There I am, you know...And I hear my crowd laughing. I figure something is up, so I begin to take a few steps back to see what there laughing at (There a good distance away from where I was.) I didnt want to step into the lights and be Exposed, so I didnt walk back any further.

Next thing I know I hear a car door slam. I raise and eye brow and walk back some more. Into the light...Umm..yeah.. Then I see my car drive off. I'm like "What the Hell........." I went to run and ended up urinating on my shoe. I watch my car drive off and go up to the gang and park.

I walked the distance back. Winds chilled me pretty good. I wasnt mad, I wasnt feeling up to being mad.

Well Tim C offered to pay 5 dollars to the person who ran down to my car and drove off with it before I got down relieving myself. Sam (The Sandman) jumped to the plate and ran off after my car. Actually I got to hear how it sounds driving away. I thought "Man, that sounds really good."

Thats okay, I'll get them back..hehehe. Revenge can be fun. All in good fun of course. :D

Mike told that story in a earlier thread..Now I know what your reaction was...:D
Man I'da been FREAKIN OUT!!!!!! :D
I love to prank people
I did that to a kid that worked for me once, he left his keys in the car and left with some buds..When he came back the store was locked up and his car was in the parking lot across the street. I had his keys with me. He called me at home and I took his keys to him and I asked him if he learned a lesson. He said Hell yes, not to trust you anymore!!!;)
He was of course just kidding. But he never left his keys in the car after that.:cool:

Revenge
 

What type of revenge i want to be on top of things saturday. Are you going to go to the track saturday at noon.

that's scarry...

I don't leave my car running unless I can see it and it has to be only a few skips away.... I couldn't imagine someone running off with my car while I was peeing. I'd rather pee in my pants....

It was a good joke though :D

You peed on your shoe? Ewwwwww :D

get a peice of metal(like a coat hanger). Wrap it around someones drive shaft and cut it so that there is just enough sticking out to slap the underside of their car. It'll drive em nuts.:D

Hell if you lazy just pour a quart of trans fluid under their car and watch them freak out:D

Merc: you never cease to amaze me. And Josh's idea of the coat hanger is great. They'll think it's about to fall out. Works real well at pissin someone off.

Brad

Yeah, man, that's sick. :D

Well, at least you didn't get any on the car! :)

E

That is nasty.:D:p
Now THAT'S an idea! I started cracking up when I thought about the reaction that could draw out of a few of my friends. I might have to go pic up a few quarts of ATF today.:D :D

The group i hang out with we all meet in a plaza behind a mac donalds, and we all wait till this one guy goes there and "move" his car around the lot a little bit, can't go too far since the steering is locked but once it was aimed just right and we rolled it over the the bank.

Man we all got a GREAT laugh out of that; it had to have been one of the best Saturday's in a long while, despite the weather.
Heads up man, next time I'll do more than park it ;) :p I'll put my 'bird to rest and go PiMp Da GeeTee :D

Well, I like the idea of the tranny fluid, but Sam (The Sandman) lurks here and just joined, so he'll know whats up. So will Tim C and the rest of the gang...Cant do that one...That would of been great though..heheheeh.

I'll be watching you Mercury ;)

Hey merc do you want me to add him to the hitlist???:D
Merc you know i ahve your back


JAMES

Hey I wouldn't appreciate that much ;) :p

Noooooooo
 

Sam you had to join? lol j/k So Damien i will have an eye on you trying to plot something.

what is I hear of you trying to pull a prank on us merc. looks like I have to watch your everymove until I see what happens dont worry though if you get me I will get you back btw did you see ivan try to mess with me the whole way home saturday night:confused:

LOL too funny, I've done that before! (taken someones car, not peed on my shoe! ;) ) Just parked it arounds the corner and filled them in when they started to get nervous!