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Unit 5302 05-09-2002 01:35 AM
Variable Investments
 
I have the pleasure of working in fund performance. I also have options on where to allocate my 401k and savings plan. I'm sure everybody with their money invested in one of the super funds can agree with the following name changes.

INVESCO Technology shall be known as INVESCO Maxium Loss Fund

INVESCO Utilities shall be known as INVESCO Negative Return Fund

Janus Aggressive Growth as Janus Aggressively Shady Portfolio

Oppenhiemer Aggressive Growth as Oppenhiemer Ultimate Tax Evasion Portfolio

T. Rowe Price International Growth as T. Rowe Price Zero Balance Fund

Dedicated to everybody who has lost a ridiculous amount of money in these funds. :D

Crazy Horse GT 05-09-2002 08:25 AM
whoa glad mine is a state retirement:D

Mach 1 05-09-2002 09:21 PM
dont feel like your special. I believe everybody has lost a lot of money in just about every fund lately. I know I have. :(

Unit 5302 05-09-2002 11:45 PM
I haven't lost any money, everything is allocated to money market in my fund, it's just I work in fund performance, and we were kinda joking around the other day about more appropriate fund names.


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