What to do with my Chevy once I get my notchback....
 

I wanted to poll you guys for opinions on what to do with my 1996 Chevy Beretta Z26 with over 144,000 miles on it after I pick up my notchback in two weeks.

Yeah, we were going to donate it to the Salvation Army...but they wouldn't accept it :( Said they had STANDARDS for their donor cars! :mad:

lmao, give to a bum on the street, at least he wont get wet, heheh:D

DEMOLITION DERBY BABY. Or I have seen some videos of guys who go to the junk yard and buy the cheapest running car that they have for like 50 bucks or so. Then they totally destroy it and video it just for fun. Pour rocks and bb's down the intake, jump it, run a gas motor on the cheapest gas they can find and mix in some. That would be cool. Any big jumps up there in Va, you could run it off of. Put some mud tires on the front of it and take it off road. That would be awesome. And take plenty of pictures....

We likes to see em blow up...hehe hehe hehe

Brad

Put Type-R stickers and a huge wing on it and fly it off a cliff and see if those ridiculous wings are good for anything :D

Have you ever seen that junkyard wars episode where they make remote controlled crash up derby cars..... :D

LMAO.... I should do that. Get a HUGE wing and put "Type R" badges on it. Drive out to where the Ricers hang out and just anooy them....for hours.... OH and a huge FART CAN!!!!! Yesssss....

*nothing finer in life than deriving joy from irritating young 17 & 18 yr olds who think their HUGE 1.6 liter is cool because of body bolt-ons and decals*

Hehehehehe :D

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That mountain dew is the REAL power behind that bad boy :)

HAHAHHAHA That would be funny! Did you know on ebay they actually sell a little "whistle" sort of product that the ricers could clip onto their exhaust pipe to make it sound like a TURBO is in their car? LOL :p

That car
 

Is there a cliff close nearby? If so just take the car out there and throw it over. Chevy: Like a rock, always falling!

:D

Re: That car
 

they make lawnmower blades dull too, btw welcome to mw.:cool:

Or you could drive it into the chuck......cause I hear they sink.....like a rock!!! :D

hahaah Its funny to see how many people voted for heaving that SOB off a cliff!!!

It was actually a really good car, for its humble origins! It did commute 700 miles a weekend to visit me, and that was post 100K miles :) Not too bad for a bitchretta :D

why dont you sell it and use the money for the notch? the Berretas in that year arent that bad, but i guess it is since we are on a Ford site! or.... you can give it to me! i would come down there and take it.:D :p

BWAHAHAHHAHAHA. That is funny.

Gotta blow that thing up.
 

I would never pass on the opportunity to destroy that thing by firing squad.

Gotta use it for target practice.....