My gross food story, part 2!!
 

Ok, some might remember a few weeks ago when I ate the dual moldy sandwiches. That was gross. This isnt so bad, but still alarming. Read on:

I work very close to my parents house, so during lunch, I sometimes shoot over there and eat with them and chat. I've been doing this for a long while. At the same time, I am very into staying fit, working out, and eating right. The parents don't have very good food at their house, so I usually just make myself a tuna sandwich on my break. I've been noticing slowly, over time, that the tuna sandwiches I eat at their house are pretty freaking terrible. At first, I told them to get a different kind of tuna. They did, but no change. Next, I thought maybe my bread was moldy again :D but no, that wasn't it either. Well, this weekend, I'm at the house, and I pull out the bread, the tuna, and the mayo. My dad comes running into the kitchen, and says, "Jas, don't eat that mayo, whatever you do!" I was like, "uh...why....???" He grabs the bottle from me, and points to the expiration date: Jun 98!!!!! I almost crapped my pants!!! I've been eating four year old expired mayo for months!!! My parents never throw anything out, and I've been paying the consequences!!! Gross again!! Why me???

That's nasty dude! Why did they keep it even after they knew it expired 4 years ago? Talk about food poisoning.

Ack.

Yep.......that is pretty gross alright........well i guess ya have to look at it that........at least he told ya before you ate anymore...and now you should check dates before you eat at mom and dads...........:D and at least you didn't get sick!!

Yeah, I'm really getting surprised at how much crap you can give your stomach and not barf! Maybe my parents are experimenting on me or something!!! ;)

Okay, I don't get it. Your parents have 4 year old mayo, and your Dad knows this, and he knows it's not healthy to eat, yet they keep it. What am I missing here? Are they just using it for water spots on their wooden furniture?

Take care,
-Chris

Thats ..uh ...

I gave this some deep thought.

Maybe your parents set you up.

Dad says to mom, "Honey, maybe if we put some old azz food in the fridge when he comes over, he'll get sick and stop sponging our food." But apparently thinking scaring you might work, this time. :)

Just a thought.

Oh, I thought you were gonna say it was "kitty cat" tuna....................but I think that was PKRWUD's fridge.

Rev

I did this past Thursday. I ate dinner out at 7pm and was in the bathroom from 11pm to 8am on friday.

I wouldn't wish food poisoning on anyone. It was awful. So bad, that I took Friday as a sick day. That was my first sick day in 10 years.....

Dude look....you record with sandwichs SUCKS......just let em go man, let em go. Move on to a different food.


Speaking of food poisoning, I've been wondering about this for some time. I'm sure everyone here has seen or drank Corrona beer. It's imported from Mexico. Your not suppost to drink the water in Mexico, but you drink the beer?????? And don't think it's some high dollar beer, if you go to Mexico it's the equivlent to that crap that Mercury drinks.

yeah, sandwiches are kicking my *** right now!!! But I'll get them yet!!

Also, corona is bottled in illinois, not mexico!!

So what and where did you eat?

Dos XX or however it's spelled is made in mexico. I went there for spring break and that's all they where serving... I drank a helluva lot of it and didn't get sick so I guess it's ok. On the topic of gross food, anyone ever tried to drink a gallon of milk in an hour without puking? My old roomate tried it. Talk about a lactose overdose... and then there's the try and eat 6 saltines in a min with no water.... fun stuff. :D

lol You all are very funny people. lol
Corrona is good bear, one of the few bears I will drink. Hell Tequilla is straight from Mexico and I LOVE IT! Hell my dog's name is Tequilla (No Joke!) :D As for gross food I had a mild case of food posining on the weekend, I've had it alot worse before though, someone mentioned no body wants it, that is so true. It is one of the worst feelings in the world. Not fun at all.

As for the main point StoplightWarrior you have to be abit more careful, maybe try eating more often so your not so hungry and eat whatever you find. lol But if I were you, I'd sell the jar of mayo on ebay, it's a Antique! Man those people buy alot of crap, and you never know when you need a 4 year old jar of Mayo. :D

Glad ya didn't get sick from it though,
§am.

uh oh, thems fightin words :D

yuk... i'd be puking all night thinkin about that!!! ugh.........

warrior, i know fast food suck's , but at least you can sue them, hahaha, hey pm me & let me know how to bump my timing to 14, i know nothing about these 4.6's, thanks . l8ter.:D

A grilled ham, turkey, roast beef sandwich at a local restaurant in Greensboro, NC.

Never had a problem there before. I guess Im going to count the first time as a fluke, since the wife didnt get sick.

It will be a while before I go back there though...

This is a little off topic, but it shows how smart I am. :rolleyes: My friend said he would give me two dollars if I would drink four wine coolers in five minutes. I proceeded to put them all in a pitcher and start chugging. I finished in one minute thirty seconds. I then puked everything I just drank into the toilet.

Wine Coolers $5
friend gives me $2,
I end up losing three dollars and don't ask me why I was drinking wine coolers, because I dont' know. :D

Bet him that he can't drink a gallon of milk in 5 minutes, and keep it down. It's EASY money.

Take care,
-Chris