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MustangKelly96 06-30-2002 12:24 AM
Top Ten Reasons.....
 
to go to work naked.....


10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

And...drum roll...the Number One reason to go to work naked :

Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your *** in here by 8:00!" ever again.


:D :p :eek:

1BAD89 06-30-2002 12:32 AM
Quote:
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
How can it, ahhhhh....nm;) Funny stuff.

Crazy Horse GT 06-30-2002 01:17 AM
:D :D :D rotflmao!

PKRWUD 06-30-2002 01:40 AM
Re: Top Ten Reasons.....
 
Quote:
Originally posted by MustangKelly96
to go to work naked.....
So, now, where is it YOU work?

;)

Take care,
-Chris

mustanggt350 06-30-2002 03:05 AM
Re: Re: Top Ten Reasons.....
 
Quote:
Originally posted by PKRWUD


So, now, where is it YOU work?

;)

Take care,
-Chris
Because Chris wants a job there!!!:D

PKRWUD 06-30-2002 03:14 AM
Damn right!

:)

Take care,
-Chris

gt lee 06-30-2002 07:14 AM
That was pretty funny:D :D :D I liked them ALL....thanks odie

tireburner163 06-30-2002 09:35 AM
lol....bad hair day....rotflmao:D :D :D

6T9PONY 06-30-2002 06:55 PM
Re: Top Ten Reasons.....
 
Quote:
Originally posted by MustangKelly96
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them.
Ugh...anal probe...siiiiiiick......

srv1 06-30-2002 10:53 PM
nursing home blues........
 
Quote:
Originally posted by PKRWUD
Damn right!

:)

Take care,
-Chris
she probably works at a nursing home. you go Chris! remember, if she spits out her dentures it means she likes you !:eek: :p j/k

PKRWUD 06-30-2002 11:00 PM
Re: nursing home blues........
 
Quote:
Originally posted by srv1


she probably works at a nursing home. you go Chris! remember, if she spits out her dentures it means she likes you !:eek: :p j/k
Oh man. Wow. Like i totally didn't need that image in my head. Dude.

;)

Take care,
-Chris

1969Mach1 07-01-2002 12:35 AM
lmao... I love them all. lol :D
Funny stuff. Sure does make the imagination run wild. hehehe

§am.

The Deuce 08-14-2002 02:18 PM
Re: Top Ten Reasons.....
 
Quote:
Originally posted by MustangKelly96
to go to work naked.....

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

:D :p :eek:
....Let me tell you folks, it ain't.;) :D

induction 08-14-2002 02:48 PM
lol@ deuce tell us all about it man!! it's gotta be a great story lol

The Deuce 08-15-2002 01:54 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by induction
lol@ deuce tell us all about it man!! it's gotta be a great story lol
Sorry it's taken so long to reply. Kind of difficult to type in handcuffs. ;)

Observations from going to work in the nude.

1. The chairs scratch the heck out of your behind.

2. Made photocopying body parts more exciting, hello zoom in button.:D

3. Realization of just how many things are at "that level"

4. New found appreciation for staying at your desk.

By the way, when you're naked, they handcuff your hands in front.


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