When Soccer Moms Go Rice!!!
 

As me and a few friends were on the highway in the GT vert there was a red van ahead. It looked funny and as we got closer we saw why!
Soccer Van

HHhhhmmmmm...Wonder if that wing helps her get more HP to get to soccer practice faster???
Did you notice the dual exhaust??

This is the first time i seen a riced out van!

oh the horror, the horror, how freakin ridiculous, bwahahaha lmao, what a tard :eek: :eek: :D

What a coincidence....

I just installed a double decker aluminum wing on my mom's teal '95 Chevy Lumina minivan. I'll have to get some pics up...

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :p ;) :D

NO say it aint so ben, say it aint so, heheh, your mom is rice? j/k:D :D :p

LOL That's cute in a weird soccer mom kind of way... :confused:

Her poor kids don't stand a chance.

:(

Take care,
-Chris

I think i have seen it all. I tried to get my friend to put an aluminum wing on his 89 nissan maxima station wagon as a joke (he hates ricers) but he wouldnt do it. lol

Later,
Nick

Thats awesome...Gotta respect da mini-van with the spoiler. Its a Lumina Extreme Mini-Van.:D

merc that's lemona, uh yeah lumina, heheh, how ya been man?, l8ter:D

I don't think there are drivers I hate more than soccer moms :mad:

If they aren't breakneck speeding in the slow lane to pass on the right, then they are messing with their stupid kids going 50 in the fast lane :rolleyes: Not only that, they can't freeking park!!! We should NOT sell vans and SUVs to these retards with strollers!!!!


GRRRRRR!

Uhh... that is one disturbing van.
There is this guy with a Honda EV around my town I will get pictures of this ugly thing. It's pretty damn ugly. It's like a van/car/stationwagon and it's pretty riced out. This guy has no clue what's going on. He will dred the day when I see him with the stang. Damn rice boys need to be taught a lesson. :rolleyes: :( ;) :D

Hummmm..... I'd leave off the wing, but go for the dual.
It's a Dodge/Chrystler (spelling?) Mini Van. I'd bet if you really modded those (seriously) they'd make power.

To tell you the truth seeing that reminds me of Grand Theft Auto 3, where one of the fastest trucks is a Blista, and that thing can HAUL!!!

At lest there are no stickers. I remember when I said 'If I got a van, (like that)' I would put flames on it, a moon roof and mod.


(No wing though)

I've always wanted to make a minivan convertiable. :D How cool would that be? lol

I dunno. How fast do you think you could go on the freeway with the top up before it turned into a giant parachute? just wondering.

:)

Take care,
-Chris

Our '95 Lumina minivan is FAR from a lemon. It has 120,000 miles on it and it just had it's first tune up because it was hesitating a little bit. Changed the ORIGINAL fuel filter and the ORIGINAL plugs.....voila! No more hesitating! It's been abused--by me:D--and by hauling a pop-up camper (with a 3.8 V6) on a great number of camping trips, a majority of which were in the mountains (i.e. 8,000 foot increase in elevation). It even hauled the camper up to the Grand Tetons/Yellowstone and back. It's been to St. Louis and St. Joseph, Missouri; San Antonio, Texas etc. From what I've experienced, and what I've heard from other people, they are pretty damn dependable. Still a Chevy, though...:rolleyes: :p ;)

Hehehe, he said Tetons..........

ROFLMFAO!!!! :D :D


Take care,
-Chris

I'm just waiting for the cut springs and the 19" rims with low profile tires....

Okay, now I'm scared.

:)

Take care,
-Chris