something to make you laugh
 

A woman police officer pulled over
a man for DUI, and said, "You are
under arrest. Anything you say can
and will be held against you."

The drunk replied, "Tits."

I thought that one was pretty funny :D !

And some investment advice:

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less that $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. ! ! ! !

I like that cop one, and the budweiser math really makes me feel good about my "investments" in Anheiser-bush.