A few jokes of my own.
 

How many Iraqis does it take to fire a scud missle?

Three.

One to aim it, one to fire it, and one to turn on CNN and see where it landed.


Ok, let's say this guy is married. He also has a brother. The brother starts sleeping around with the guy's wife. The brother is gay, though, and would never touch a woman. Why is that?

The guy's wife is a transvestite.


I just heard that Anna Nicole Smith has donated her brain to science.
Science gave it back.


There's this chief of a village out in Africa. One day he learns that one of the women in the tribe has a white baby. Now, there's a white preacher out there helping to spread Christianity.

The tribal leader is angry about this and goes up to the preacher about it. The preacher takes the tribal leader under his arm and start's talking to him. "Look," he says "things like this happen all the time. It's part of nature." They then stop in front of this flock of sheep. All of them are white except for this one. It's totally black. "Now, as I was saying, things like this happen all the time. Take that sheep for example. It's black when alll the others are white." The leader looks at him says "Look, I won't talk about the baby if you won't talk about the sheep."

Dan. :D

Re: A few jokes of my own.
 

*shudder*....thats just wrong...lol

Stump broke
 

In the rural southern US, some refer to farm animals that are trained to endure that kind of abuse as "stump broke". No personal experience here, but that's what I've heard from some of my hillbilly cousins.

Rev

OOOOOOKKKKLLLLAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOMMMMMMMAAAAA

where the men are men and the sheep are nervous!:p

I'd never heard that saying, Shelby, but it's surely appropos, from what I've heard (from same hillbilly cousins).

Rev

LOL it sure is!!!!!!:p

All this sheep talk reminds me of a joke.

What's the difference between Mik Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mik says, "Hey you, get off of my cloud."

Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my Ewe."

:D

Cloud?
 

Deuce, I think it's "cloud". LOL.

Rev