Brains!
 

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member was gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain trasplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope."

"Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is a male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

:p :p

I thought it was because female brains are smaller and never work quite right, like imported cars.

haahaa deuce !!!!! I know the truth hurts buddy but stay stong!;)

I'm sticking to my guns here. I don't think anyone understands those darn things. Ask Dark 5.0 about working on his CRX.

Don't even get me started on the Brits.

LMAO @ deuce....:D

ive heard the joke before...good one though...

LMAO!.........A womens brain and a CRX are a good comparison they are both small, underpowered, and high maintenance.

Too funny,

hahaha lmao, and when you think your done and got it all together your dead wrong and gotta start all over again. :D

§am.

Seems like the ladies know I'm right. :D

Close. Try a Diesel Rabbit.

Trust me. They SCREAM "I am the German equivalent of a serious hormonal imbalance!!!"

Take care,
~Chris

WHAT?????????? Oh ok Deuce please feel free to start whenever your ready!! BTY Did my sister contact you yet?

Go get em induction I was wondering where my girls were at!:p

No she has not. I think you are just teasing me about that whole thing. :confused:

Does she tend to be top heavy?

well i can take ajoke, i thought it was funny, so there tough guy's, heheh. :D :p , i bought odie a fridge magnet that say's- good men are like martians, everyone has heard of them, but never seen one, lol. marty.:D

lmao at this whole thread. Not to be a suck up or anything but this board has gotten alot more funny with the duece, induction, shelby and jj_jonathan posting alot :D And then of course there are the hilarious people that have always been here who know who they are. ;)

Later,
Nick

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Is it just me, or am I noticing an awful lot of 'women bashing' and cheauvanistic remarks lately? :confused: lighten up a little. :rolleyes:

I think it has been fairly even. There are some new girls that are quite fiesty. Gotta fight-em off with sticks I tell ya.

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nah tnt, i posted a man j/k , it dont bother me , i laugh at all kind's of jokes, even jokes about men , no woman bashing from me. :D :D , cya, marty.:cool:

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It's just you. LOL. j/k ;)

There are some female natives around these days that dish it out harder than most of the guys here even think about. It's all in good fun, I promise. :)

Take care,
~Chris

i on the same wavelength as marty...i laugh at the men jokes too....and there have been those too.... :)