I Got A Frigin' Ticket Tonight
 

well,
as far as 'braggin rights' go...i got a damn ticket tonight! Was running late for my appt at the tanning place. DID not even see the damn Friendswood cop in back of me cuz i still have not put my rearview mirror back on!(although, i DID get the metal piece out of the mirror to mount! )
He was all 'bowed' up at first. Being bad ***. Then he started being nice. i swear i sat there for 15 minutes while he ran my plates. OF COURSE im in the middle of a main road in my HOMETOWN(where i grew up and work and everyone knows me and my car!):rolleyes:
Well, while hes being all friendly and drooling on my car I get a damn ticket for going 66 in a 45....didnt cut me NO SLACK...
I THINK a year has passed since I last took defensive driving... this will be my 6th time I think...last time I took it at a comedy club and wore my NHRA SPEEDLIMIT 350MPH tank. I got hammered by the instructor and by the end of the class they were all out in the parking lot checking out my car. I think i"ll go back to the same place. I got 10 days to respond to the high and mighty FWD PD before I get graced w/ a warrent for my arrest. geez...................
this sucks.
BTW: I wonder how much $$$$$$$$ the defensive driving instructors make ????????? i could teach that class blindfolded!
:mad: i gotta go to bed. LONG ******* DAY and a long week ahead. TNT :(

lord gal does a black cloud follow you , or what, your luck & mine sounds about the same, if i didnt have bad luck, i wouldnt have any luck, i dont know what i did to p.o. god, but i get slammed with bad luck on a regular basis, good luck with this, cya. :eek: :(

Luck like that can only get better. Time to head to LAS VEGAS!!!

You're due.

:)

Take care,
~Chris

That is tough luck, sorry to here about that!
I got nailed by a cop too, but there was a plain crash and he had to go so he let me off. I'll explain the story abit more when I get to work cause I gotta get ready now. But sorry to hear about your bad luck....

§am.

That sucks... Friendswood cops can be punks. Hope it doesn't cost you that much...

Dam* CC you sure have had your share of sh** happening. I hope the tickets not to much. Love the shirt idea hehehh Odie:cool:

If it makes you feel any better..my dad got a ticket too. I tried flirtin with a lady cop once..ended up paying for it big time.lol Lesson #1 NEVER ask a lady cop if she's dieting..yeah yeah i made that mistake. And boy i got fined out the ying yang.

Eric,
I knew a guy who asked a lady cop if using handcuff on the job took away from the bedroom appeal of them. This WHILE he was being arrested. Some people.

TNT,
So did you put the mirror back on yet?

> > > > IMPORTANT REQUIRED READING: WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!


1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my
beer (OK in Texas).

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar
detector wasn't plugged
in.

3. Ummmm, aren't you the guy from the Village
People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin'about 125 mph to
keep up with me. Good
job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good
physical condition to be
a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee officer, that's terrific! The last
officer only gave me a
warning, too!

10. Do YOU know why you pulled me over? Okay,
just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes,
I know there are no
other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they
are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond
with, "Gee Officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

13. No officer, I don't have any blood in my
alcohol stream.

Re: I Got A Frigin' Ticket Tonight
 

U know, if u think about it, thats a pretty funny reason to speed and get pulled over for. Sorry, but I was just cracking up over here about that

DAMMIT MIKE!!! Can't you keep ANYTHING a secret??? See if I ever tell YOU again!

:mad:

Take care,
~Chris

hahahaha the secrets out!!!! ROFL

ROTFLMFAO!
 

THIS IS WAAAY TOO FUNNY! Felt good to laugh today for once!
How bout THIS not to say to a cop.....

I was 18, still did not have my drivers license, just the license of a girl at work w/ my pic laminated on it. (fake I.D. for clubbing) Didn't get license till i was 19. Got pulled over, and when the LADY cop asked me a question, I told her 'YES SIR!'!!!!!!!!!!
Needless to say, I got a ticket..(or the girl whose license I had did ! Not me! ) I paid the ticket.. Never told her. Dont know to this day weather she ever found out about it or not that she had a speeding ticket on her record...(keep in mind this was 19 years ago!)! :D

Handcuffs.......heheheheh wayyyyy too funny! :D

Dude you wish you had thought of that one. It was Rugby player friend of mine, and the lady cop in IV was dang hot. She could have frisked me, if you catch my drift.;)

Oh. Must have been a different Mike I told about that.

:)

Take care,
~Chris