Survivor-Tx Style
 

Survivor, Texas Style....
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is
planning to do its own..entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style." The
contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio,
over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up
to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and
Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and
finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that
read, "I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait
sucks, Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

:p

heheh lmao they will never make it out of dallas. :eek: :D :D :D , good one kelly lol. :)

:):)
 

LMAO! ya....even worse would be "Bud Adams" for President or ZZ TOP SUCKS!!!!!
:eek: lol
TNT

heheh, my nickname in high school was zz, because all i jammed on , esp. racing, h--- ask odie, she thought my name was zz when we met , lol, she didnt know my real name for a while. :D :D :D :D

I doubt you could find contestants for that game, I think a Football sux bumper sticker would get you killed quicker than anything in Texas.

Funny,:)

What are you talking about? They wouldn't even make it out of the parking lot :D

Pink Volvos?
 

I guess I'm gonna have to load up some more ammo and keep an eagle eye out for those pink Volvos, LOL.

Rev

I think the 10 sec of footage that show would end up with would be the best ratings for any show in Texas. I know I'd watch it!!! We'll keep an eye out for them pink cars over yander way.
Caymon