30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid
 

30 Politically Correct Ways to Say Someone Is Stupid
*A few clowns short of a circus
*A few fries short of a Happy Meal
*An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
*A few beers short of six-pack
*A few peas short of a casserole
*Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
*The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
*One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl
*One taco short of a combination plate
*A few feathers short of a whole duck
*All foam, no beer
*Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
*Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
*Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they
appear
*Couldn't pour water out of a boot with I
instructions on the heel
*Too much yardage between the goalposts
*An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
*As smart as bait
*Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
*Doesn't know much, but leads the league in
nostril hair
*Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
*Forgot to pay his brain bill
*Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
*His belt doesn't go through all the loops
*If he had another brain, it would be lonely
*No grain in the silo
*Proof that evolution can go in reverse
*Receiver is off the hook
*Several nuts short of a full pouch
*He fell out of the stupid tree and hit
every branch on the way down

Okay, so like, what are you trying to say?

;)

Take care,
~Chris

31!
 

this one's my favorite:

Not the brightest crayon in the box.

Forgot another one...
"Lights are on but nobody's home"

I like all those.:D

C-ya, Melisa

"engines running, but no ones behind the wheel"

A screw loose and the rest of them on the floor

if he had a brain he'd probably eat it

I think this could go on for a few pages, there are so many

My fav:

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they
appear.


:D :p

Dan.

I don't get them?:D

You wouldn't :rolleyes:
















j/j :D

There's lots of ways to say someone ain't got a F****** lick of sense.

Rev

Chris, did you just fall off the turnip truck?

Smart
 

Chris is smart and knows alot. He's just dick'in with us.

Rev

Here's my favorite....

"Hey, dumb*ss...."

--nathan

"elevator doesn't go to the top floor..."

oh and the best one...

"so, you're canadian, eh?" :D:D:p

Not sure these are really politically correct :), but my favorite is:

*The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

This one should say ugly tree! That's the way I always hear/use it.

*He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

Thanks,
DoranW

easy on the Canadian jokes eh

I always liked

"He's not the brightest light in the harbor"

Hey Conman, I wonder if your avatar and mine are pictures of the same guy? It would explain the large nuts.:D

lol, i can lay the canadian jokes on as thick as i want..i born and raised in ontario :)...only been in the US for 4 years...

Could be. That squirrel is the mack:D

I have the same picture that you have in your avatar except it has some text on it. Says "F*** the nuts, I want beer!"