Why Dogs are better then Women!
 

Why Dogs are better than Women

Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

Dogs think you sing great.

A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.

Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

Dogs are excited by rough play.

Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

Dogs understand that farts are funny.

Dogs love red meat.

Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.

Anyone can get a good-looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't shop.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs love long car trips.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions

Dogs are better than Women....
 

.....um, lemme think...... NOPE!!! I mean, I like dogs and all, but come on! :D LOL!

You do, however, make a very good argument... ;)

cyberstang: you have way to much time on your hands!! :D :D


I'll still stick with women. dogs bite, women don't unless you want them to! :o :D

You do boast a good argument. But then again, dogs can't do laundry or clean house;)

Either do some woman...

Now, this post is not what I truly think....I just thought it was funny :D

I would much rather have a chick then a mutt ;) :cool:

I think it was meant as a joke....
And I think most of you are missing the main point, maybe your all getting old on me. :D :D :D
Anyone forget sexual favors? I thought the only reason we keep woman was cause of our hormones. lol
Sorry ladies... :D

§am.

lol/ ARF!
 

ummmm....(mmwwwaahahahaha) Sam, I'm sure if you talked nice to your dog, he/she would be glad to help you out!!!!!!!!!!! :) :D lol

(j/k) TNT :)

sorry, could NOT pass up that oppurtunity!!!!!!!!!!! :p love ya man! :)

*LMAO* funny thread
 

*LMAO*

I dunno Topless,you have to be one of the funniest people I haven't met yet :D

I too thought that dogs were better than women..but after having carpo tunnel in the left hand and calling 1-800 numbers..I'm proud to say...GIVE me a woman anytime. :)

Re: lol/ ARF!
 

rotflmao, you deserved that one sam, way to go tnt, heheheh. :D :D :D :p

Mach1 LMAO, so true, so true

1969Mach1 lol, you walked right into that one dude

TNT BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA, good one

Eric WAY too much information

...coming from a guy that has 'master bate' in his avatar :rolleyes:

...you got alot of room to talk bro :D ...though I must agree with you! (in re: to Eric's comments, that is)

I will be sure to e-mail this to Jeanie...:D :p

Already did bro ;)

Hey common Christine I was on your side... I wasn't the one saying dogs were better then woman... lol :D :D You better watch what you say from now on... lol :D :p

As for my dog, well she is like anyone woman.... she can be pretty easy when she's had abit to much to drink... lol j/k

Check out the pic.

hehehehe
 

OMG!!!! THAT PIC IS TOO CUTE~!
Ya, I waz just jacking w/ ya!~ Like I said, I just couldnt pass up that oppurtunity!!!!!!!! :D

LOL at your boozin' doggie...shes a cutie though! :) TNT

lol Ohh... I know. lol I love people with a good sense of humour. Makes life so much easier.... Yeh I love taking funny pictures of my dog. Her name is even Tequilla. lol I have a real picture of her sitting beside a bottle of Tequilla and her bandana on that says Tequilla. lol :D I'll have to get it scanned and post it. :D

§am.