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Favorite Movie Quotes?
Grandpa, hes a one hitter! "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2":)
I like you. You can come over to my house and F*** my sister! "Full Metal Jacket":) |
"Big Gulps, huh? Alriiiiight....Well! See ya later!" Dumb & Dumber
"Take it off dickhead, I'm serious." Tommy Boy |
2 but from the same movie, jack nicholson, - heres johnny, -- wendy i'm home-- the shining.:rolleyes: :D :D :D- worst at the end of the last & furious, right after the charger flipped- well i owe you an 11 second car - vin diesel's reply- where tf is it all i see is a fart can 15 second rice bomb lol :D :D :p
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1. Read my sig.
2. Snatch - "Now there are 2 types of balls. There are big brave balls, than there are little mince faggot balls!" 3. Aliens - "Thats great. Thats just ******* great man! Now what the **** are we supposed to do?! Where in some pretty **** now man!!" 4.Fight Club - "The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!" |
"You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?"
"I, too, am not a pu$$y." - the foreign dude in office space |
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Or what about Big Lebowski...I love that movie - great quotes as well, but probably a little too harsh for this site. :D E |
I think my favorite quote is:
"The name's Roger SIR, could I be of any assistance?" *music starts up* "That's funny. My name's Roger. TWO ROGER'S DONT MAKE A RIGHT! AHAHAHA!....Listen Roger I have a problem. I've been in town for 3 months. I have money, I have taste, but Saturday night is the loneliess night of the week FOR ME" THAT SCENE IS CLASSIC!!! The way Nicholas Cage delivers it, it's perfect! LOL :D |
Favorite funny quote:
History of the World Part 1 Queen: "Guard, Do I have any openings in which this man might fit?" Crowd: "OOOOOOO" Slave: "Hip Crowd..." Favorite real life quote: Basic Training Company Commander talking to wierd looking guy in formation: "Holy Sh** Son!! What the hell kind of birth defect did your momma and sperm donor pass on to you? How the He!! did you pass your physical? This is brand **$%ing new to me! We've got ourselves a walking, talking FOOTBALL!! That's right football, get down and give me 50.... Oh sh**, that won't work, you'll just teeter-totter back and forth on that huge ***** gut of yours! Let me ask you a question. If you fall down, Can you get back up? Or are you arms too **^&ing short?" Actually he wasn't that fat... but he DID kind of look like a football. And you bet your ***** that name stuck to him all through basic... ;) |
From the Matrix:
Morpheus: The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around and what do you see? Businessmen, Teachers, Lawyers, Carpenters...the very minds of the people we're trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so innerred, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it. Are you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress? |
"How bout a fresca, hmmm hmmmmm"
"This is buddy Mr. Wang, no offense" |
*Machine gun blast*
"ANYBODY THAT RUNS IS A VC, ANYBODY THAT STANDS STILL IS A WELL TRAINED VC"......Full Metal Jacket. |
"You'll get no sympathy from me! You want sympathy? Look in the dictionary between ****...and syphilis. That's where you'll find my sympathy!" --Major Payne
The entire movie of Tombstone is one huge quote fest. "Forgive me if I don't shake hands." --Doc Holliday --nathan |
It's 106 miles to Chicago, We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now! Elwood: Oh no! Jake: What the f*** was that? Elwood: The motor. Thrown a rod. Jake: Is that serious? Elwood: Yep. |
"I can't belive they had security walk us out, its not like we were going to steal anything."
"I stole something." "Yeah, I guess we all did." "No, I stole something else." Music starts...."DIE MOTHER F***ER DIE!!!" Has to be one of the best scenes ever. I guess all of office space is quotable, too bad its my life. "I hear prison ain't so bad, if you don't mind taking it up the but."-Richard Prior, See no evil, hear no evil. "I won! I lost."-Friday |
"You gotta be shitin me!
You know I've never understood that phrase, but no I'm not "shitting you" |
You just got knocked the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu**kk oouuutttt.
Bradley |
Gone In 60 Seconds-After dog $hits out the mercedez keys
"Thats disgusting!'' "Awww...Ima throw up dawg.." "Who gets there jollies off playing with dog *****?" |
"I got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now. Jack and Schit...and Jack left town." -Bruce Campbell in "Army of Darkness":D
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Put a little ENGLISH ON IT..... Strong accent on the English but I cant remember what movie its in.
Bradley |
got several.
illinois nazi's... I hate illinois nazi's...:D Oh you ready to blow?!? well i'm a mushroom cloud layin mutha f*ka, mutha f*ka. everytime my hands touch brains, i'm superfly TNT!!..I'm the guns of the Navroign!!!..IN FACT; WHAT THE ***** AM I DOIN IN THE BACK SEAT?!?. we're F*ckin switchin an i'm in the front an your pickin up this Mutha F*cka's skull!!!:cool: no, no poor people are crazy, I'm ecentric. i'm over educated and underskilled...i'm not "Economically Viable" |
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