When You Tell My Ex a Joke:
 

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN, CAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE TRASH!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!
I'm sorry. What did you ask me?

LMAO!!! :D

That reminds me of one of my Ex-GF's.... maybe that's the reason why she's now my EX :D

hahahaha lmao.... That is hillarious Chris. I used to test my ex if she had PMS by asking her if she had PMS. If she usually freaked out and said no your just an ******* then I knew she had PMS. :D We even sometimes worked out an agreement for me to stay away for a few days. :D God I love woman who freak out over nothing.

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That my friend, makes you one weird dude.

Ummm, I believe that is what you call a PSYCHO!!!!!

Well, my friend, the good news is you'll never be lonely.

Good luck!

Take care,
~Chris

OHH ****! I forgot you guys can't hear my sarcasim. lol :D I was joking, ohh god how I was joking. :D
I think someone posted this joke a few weeks back but it's funny as hell.

Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a crazed Doberman?

A. Lipstick

:D :D :D

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What has four legs and an arm?



A happy pit bull.

:D

Take care,
~Chris

ahhh.....*lays back and puts feet up*...I, sir, am one of those few lucky men you hear about to have found a beautiful girl who does not experience PMS. :D:D :cool:

isnt that why dogs have incredibly long tongues and agility? :confused:

Don't you get weird looks for taking an 11yr old out on dates?

:cool:

*ding* *ding* that one was below the belt... :D But I coudn't of thought of anything funnier to say. lol :D I am on the search for the woman that doesn't have PMS. I vowed never to stop searching... :D

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well that one is quite easy
young girls or women that have already gone through menopause

have fun with those two:eek:

lol Or woman that used to be dudes.... all in the list of stuff I am not looking for. :D There has to be a chick that is 'normal'. Maybe I'd have the best luck finding a chick that is a mute. Can't go wrong there unless they are violent and like throwing crap. :eek:

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...id be peeved from the comments if i could stop laughing at your misfortunes! ...bwuahaha...lol :p:p;);):D

lmao, this is a stange tread for sure. some of the comments are right off the wall.:D :D

See not everyone has a Mustang or a specific car so they can't always relate... but everyone somewhere down the line has delt with a woman with PMS so we unite at that. lol :D You notice how no girl has posted in this thread yet... lol :D They just don't understand... lol :D

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Sam, do you play with live grenades, skip rope on the freeway, etc.?

Take care,
~Chris

***We are here my friend, we are here!!!!! ***
http://www.manifestation.org/~ill/im...attention2.jpg :D

No Man! Way worse... I like messing with chicks with PMS...
No thrill like it man..... it's almost like those guys who stick there head inside of the lions mouth. You know it's stupid but it's just so damn cool. :D :D :D

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