Things you never wanna hear in a hospital
 

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor--we're going to need a mop.

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that...uh...that uh....thingie.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Rats, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got 2 of 'em.

Everybody stand back!!! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

What's this doing here?

That's cool! now can you make his leg twitch?!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.

Well, folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Sterile, Schmeril. The floor's clean, right?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

She's gonna blow! Everyone take cover!!!

Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

FIRE! FIRE!! Everyone get out!

Maybe we should have asked him if he needs this in the future.

Does anyone know what "cardiac arrest" means?

Get the janitor, i need a second opinion.

hmmm, that looks like it'd be good on my sandwich....

lmao, good list and i hope i never hear any of those things said:D

Good thing Polara7777 didn't see this post before he went into surgery yesterday.lol

Haven't been to surgery yet. Just got x-rayed and such. If I hear any of that I'm gonna kill someone. Especially since I'll be at the most sued hospital in the state. :| Not too confidence inspiring.

hahahahahahahaha:D