Wanted: New Life...
 

Due to several overwhelming factors, I have decided to buy a new life.

Some issues include:
a marriage of 11 years
a crying infant
no sleep
no sex
long work hours
unappreciative boss
low wages
a house in constant need of repairs

Certain things I'm looking for in a "new" life:

-At least 3 billion dollars in assets

-several residences in exotic locations

-my own private Air Force

-several dozen girlfriends which should include:
Victoria's Secret Models, Playboy Playmates, Penthouse Pets, one major porn star and one well-known actress to go to cool parties with

-private connections with the mob (to "rub out" anyone who pisses me off)

- my own hangar, airfield, and 1/4 mile track

On a side note, I WILL be keeping my car...

Anyone with a suitable life at a price of about 50 cents (which is what I have left after wife\kid) can email me at Hammer@mustangworks.com

Thank You...

can i be your sidekick, heheheh, i'll bring my gt. lol :D :D :D :p

Re: Wanted: New Life...
 

welcome to AMERICA!

no wonder your so grumpy.lol Sorry things are so bad for ya right now.

Sorry buddy that life is already taken:D

I wish,

Sorry to hear you so down hammer, i hope things look up for you. All you can really do is plug along and try to make things happen for the better, which it sounds like you're doing.

You deserve a vacation to break up what sounds like a monotonous situation.

Too bad we can't all have parents that own megabajillion dollar corporations and never have to work a day in our lives.....oh well, what's the fun in having a liesurely life anyway.

Cheer up Adam! Could be worse, your company could send you to Canada :p ;) :D

I guess I have to make a visit down so we can have a "boys night out". Do some cruising, go to Bone Daddy's, maybe that cool breakfast place with the hot chicks, and then get drunk. Maybe I'll bring my wife to babysit :D

Oh and on a side note, I'll lend you another $0.50 so you can spend a $1 on your new life :p :D