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PKRWUD 12-03-2002 09:26 AM

Cute Signs
 
From Bizzare News:

Real Signs

Over a gynecologist's office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in Pennsylvania: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.

Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

In a veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

Door of a plastic surgeon's office: We can help you pick your nose!

On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.

In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take Appropriate action.

On a maternity room door: Push...Push...Push

At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.


Take care,
~Chris

Ackbar00 12-03-2002 09:50 AM

You always find the the funiest things.:cool:

WADS56 12-03-2002 11:15 AM

That was good. Where do you find this stuff?

joe4speed 12-03-2002 04:40 PM

LOL too funny! :)

digital3.3 12-03-2002 04:42 PM

lol, right on those were good.:D :D
Quote:

In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We'll wait.
i like that one:D :D

ultraflo 12-03-2002 05:33 PM

That was great! Thanks Chris...

Anyone have the pic where there's a sign that says "Welcome to Arkansas - Home of Bill Clinton" and then a small sign below says something to the effect that he is a known sex offender... lol!

MustangKelly96 12-03-2002 05:46 PM

As always Chris,
Thanks for the much needed laugh.
:D


Kelly

joe4speed 12-03-2002 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ultraflo
That was great! Thanks Chris...

Anyone have the pic where there's a sign that says "Welcome to Arkansas - Home of Bill Clinton" and then a small sign below says something to the effect that he is a known sex offender... lol!

As you wish:

http://www.carolontheweb.com/files/billoffendersign.jpg

ultraflo 12-03-2002 06:09 PM

ROTFLMAO!! :D Thanks a bunch for that Joe!! I'm gonna have to save that one to my hard drive, lol. :)

PKRWUD 12-03-2002 10:52 PM

Ultraflo-
If you like that, check out the Funny Pics page at My Website. Similar humor. Trust me.

:)

Take care,
~Chris

ultraflo 12-04-2002 12:06 PM

LOL! ...very nice ;) Lots of good ones there, I had to wander around the rest of your site as well. I likes it alot. :D

PKRWUD 12-04-2002 12:36 PM

Cool! My favs are the his and hers bikes!

:D

ultraflo 12-04-2002 12:53 PM

I thought the 'dual air bags' were kinda nice, myself. ;)

...and the 'got marshmallows?' pic was crucial. :eek:

PKRWUD 12-04-2002 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ultraflo
I thought the 'dual air bags' were kinda nice, myself. ;)
Yeah, okay. You got me there.

http://deephousepage.com/smilies/driving.gif

bigdave 12-04-2002 02:28 PM

I was rolling after I read the "Sonofabitch" one!

OnMy3rdStang 12-05-2002 10:41 PM

http://www.headlinehumor.com/images/signs/s69.jpg

LOL it finally happened!!!:D


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