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srv1 12-16-2002 12:43 AM

Baby Elephant
 
A guy can't obtain an erection, so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis have broken down, and there's nothing he can do except perform experimental surgery. The guy asks what the surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best. The guy says that sounds pretty scary, but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier.

The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about six weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment." The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner. While at dinner, he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him, so he undoes his pants. His penis immediately pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants.

His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my asz."

:D

mustangII460 12-16-2002 12:51 AM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Crazy Horse GT 12-16-2002 12:55 AM

omg - rotdflmao, you win you are the craziest mo fo here, oh man. bwahahahahah. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :eek:

ultraflo 12-16-2002 01:07 AM

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...so he undoes his pants. His penis immediately pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants.
ROTFLMAO!!! :D ...whew! Now, that's pure talent!

DAN-MAN 12-16-2002 01:15 AM

LMAO! That was funny as hell!

Daniel.

tireburner163 12-16-2002 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by ultraflo
ROTFLMAO!!! :D ...whew! Now, that's pure talent!
You guys can't do that:confused:





:D :D :D

1969Mach1 12-16-2002 12:31 PM

hahaha lmao....That's a good one. ;)

§am.

MissBlondie 12-16-2002 12:48 PM

hahaha Man I find a guy who can do that, I'm marrying him.. lmao.. :p

~Jill

The Deuce 12-16-2002 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by MissBlondie
hahaha Man I find a guy who can do that, I'm marrying him.. lmao.. :p

~Jill

You'd marry a guy who stick dinner rolls up his anus?:confused:

bigwhitecobra 12-16-2002 01:30 PM

sounds like she has anal issues.

dude that was just wrong. Funnier than hell, but wrong.

jj_jonathon 12-16-2002 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by MissBlondie
hahaha Man I find a guy who can do that, I'm marrying him.. lmao.. :p

~Jill

*raises hand*...too bad im taken...i grab dinner rolls with my elephant trunk penis for one woman and one woman only....but im not stickin em up my arse for anyone! :D

great joke :)

bigred90gt 12-16-2002 01:51 PM

Thats the funniest chite I've heard in a while. Thanks for the laugh!!!
Caymon

MissBlondie 12-16-2002 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by The Deuce
You'd marry a guy who stick dinner rolls up his anus?:confused:
No not that part goofbutt.. the elephant trunk weewee.. heehee :p

bigred90gt 12-16-2002 05:39 PM

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hahaha Man I find a guy who can do that, I'm marrying him.. lmao..
OK, where are the auditions going to be held!!!!

Eric4Nitrous 12-16-2002 07:59 PM

I thought size didn't matter?? :o

MissBlondie 12-16-2002 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by Eric4Nitrous
I thought size didn't matter?? :o
Whoever told you that LIED :p

jj_jonathon 12-16-2002 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissBlondie
Whoever told you that LIED :p
hahaha http://www.ricehatersclub.com/forum/...milies/lol.gif http://www.ricehatersclub.com/forum/...milies/lol.gif http://www.ricehatersclub.com/forum/...milies/lol.gif

Eric4Nitrous 12-16-2002 09:25 PM

well i'm screwed.

Dark_5.0 12-17-2002 12:43 AM

The women that say size doesnt matter never had it LARGE.:D


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