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Good Political Joke.......
After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called: SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES.
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Heres another one:
Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young. :;) :D :o |
lmao.... now that's a good one.. lol
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This ones even better.........
"Did you know that Clinton had asked to change the Democratic emblem from a donkey to a condom? It represents inflation, halts production, and gives you a false sense of security while you are being screwed." :p |
HAHAHA those are GREAT. Three cheers for Mr. Clinton!!
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Trent Lott has found himself in a lot of trouble over his comments (about segregation)...Keep in mind Lott only says this kind of stuff once every 22 years. We like to think of him as the Halley's Comet of bigotry."
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Clinto humor abounds
There are thousands of Clinton jokes (mostly sexual) floating around the net, and for good reason. Here's just one more:
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Clinton's ear. All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, "Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!". She looks surprised but leaves. The pitcher looks at Clinton and says, "No, I said to throw out the first PITCH!" :D |
One Sunday morning Chelsea burst into the living quarters at the White
House and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the greatest hunk in Washington. He lives in Georgetown and his name is Matt." After dinner, the President took Chelsea aside. "Honey, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married a long time. She's a wonderful wife but she's never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Matt is actually your half brother, and I'm afraid you can't marry him." Chelsea was heartbroken. After eight months she eventually started dating again. A year later she came home and very proudly announced, "Robert asked me to marry him! We're getting married in June." Again her father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Robert is your half brother too, honey. I'm awfully sorry about this." Chelsea was furious! She finally decided to go to her mother with the news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," she complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the guy is my half brother." Hillary just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says, dear. He's not really your father." |
Now that was funny Chris. I'll be telling that one tonight at work!
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Here's one for ya.
Do you know what Bill's secret service name was while he was in office?
The unibanger!! Daniel. |
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