Mr. Hanky
 

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose,
And we all know frosty who's made out of snow,
But all of those stories seem kind of...gay,
Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday.....

Mr. Hanky the christmas poo,
Small and brown, he comes from you!
Sit on the toilet, here he comes
Squeeze in'tween your festive buns!
A present from down below,
Spreading joy with a "Howdy Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you,
Cause he's a piece of poo!

Sometimes he's nutty,
Sometimes he's corny,
He can be brown or greenish-brown,
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve,
He might come to your town!


I just saw a Christmas episode of South Park with Mr. Hanky in it and I was reminded of this festive tune....There's more but I didn't want to type the whole song out...ENJOY!!

If there is one animated character that I think is absolutely disgusting.... It's Mr. Hanky....

Guess it's a Generation Y thing....

I guess so....you old man! ;) :) :) j/k with ya Hammer

I think Mr. Hankey wasn't bad until i saw a christmas special where he was slapping against people's faces and no one cared. It was also bad when he sang and bounced around the bathroom leaving marks everywhere....i don't think he's that funny of a character after the initial shock, but it's a funny concept.

WARNING... RANT...

My LOVE\HATE relationship with South Park...

I'm usually a pretty conservative type of guy but there is one thing I must admit.... In general, South Park is one of the most amusing ADULT-Oriented programs around... at times its DAMN funny...

At other times I think the creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, use the program to see just how many buttons they can push and HOW FAR they can push them.

While some of the episodes are some of the funniest TV out there, there are some episodes that just plain stop even TRYING to be funny in order to try to piss somebody ... anybody... off enough to cause a stir.

To get that media attention, to get people talking at work:
"Did you see that F'D up stuff they showed on South Park last night?"

I can see pushing boundaries and sometimes breaking them, but do so with an intention of SOME sort of humor, not the intention of "let's see who we can piss off today".

Rant over...

I love South Park.

Maybe I am just easily ammused but its damn funny to me.

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:eek: <---that's me barfing.... yuck!

"Hellow hellooooooow. Hoooowdy Ho!!!! Gosh you all smell so nice, and flowery." - Mr. Hanky :D

I love Mr. Hanky. I know he's just a talking turd with a santa hat, but he's a cute talking turd with a santa hat.

Yes I'm sick, and need help. ;)

I think mr hankey is very disgusting and apalling to the whole christmas spirt. I my self find a turd representing christmast to be a discrase. It is not very funny to see a turd leaving trails around town. I am only 26 so I am not some old fart I dont' thik south park is all that funny to begin with. I mean WTF a bunch of kids cuzing yeah that is really funny only in a f uped up society that we live in. What ever happen to doing the right thing the cool thing to do. These days it is the thing that will give you 20 to life the cool thing to do.....Very sad if you ask me